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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Chris was using the phrase "young at heart" before he started going to the Place, & "Tired of adulting" is a FaceBook meme shoved down our throats 100 times a day he's just repeating.
Hey, don't let that stop A-logging on him for :drink:+:feels: ratings, tho.
What happened to the video of Chris fingering his un clit? Can’t find it anywhere.
Oh great, we've got CoronaFags
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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i did look on the wiki, thats how i found he was banned.. but it doesn't why he was banned.
The people at seaQuestria are aware of who he is what he's done and given that they're a new con trying to "clean up the brony image." They saw it fit to ban him least they have kiwis playing reporter when the con rolls around snapping pics of Chris being chris. As the saying goes one bad apple to spoil the bunch.
 

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Friend
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a slippery slope to trans-age
True. Even if there's people who really do have the minds of kids in grown bodies from severe disability (seen it myself with a poor guy who acts as a baby), there definitely is the possibility that pedos who are just "young at heart" could use "I'm a kid inside" as an excuse to pedo it up with "fellow kids." So it's a good idea to teach autistic adults to avoid being too friendly with kids to avoid getting in trouble -- especially legal trouble. After all, the law doesn't really care about mental age.

And coddling an autistic adult as if they're a gigantic toddler really is most likely not a good idea. I doubt Barb treats Chris any differently now than when she was trying to bribe him into breaking his autistic speech delay with GoBots, after "God put the mute button on Chris" with the "abusive babysitter."
 
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AnOminous

Really?
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Virginia governor just announce statewide shut down of schools, public spaces etc. Restaurants must only do take out and deliveries.
https://www.wsls.com/news/local/2020/03/23/watch-gov-northams-march-23-virginia-coronavirus-update/

Another Chimpout might be imminent. Too bad pizza deliveries are out of the question for Chris now *sigh*
And they can now deliver alcohol or sell it takeout. I see Virginia has its priorities straight.

I fully expect Chris to be completely unaware of the order or to just ignore it like the criminal he is. Maybe he'll get shot by the National Guard or put in tard lockup of some sort.
 

Jasonfan89

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And they can now deliver alcohol or sell it takeout. I see Virginia has its priorities straight.

I fully expect Chris to be completely unaware of the order or to just ignore it like the criminal he is. Maybe he'll get shot by the National Guard or put in tard lockup of some sort.
Yeah I can see it now, tardo trying to get into a Mickey D's and the staff telling him it's closed except for delivery/drive thru. And Chris still can't be bothered to get back in the car and just jumps up and down like a four year old the way he did in the that is my house video screaming, "now now now! I want my mcnuggets!!." All while the minimum wage workers already struggling to keep their jobs start questioning their life choices.
 

Autumnal Equinox

Sing or I'll go home and kill all your mommies
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... What?
Are you just throwing "Corona" out there with no thought, because it's the hip, trendy thing that everybody's talking about?

... is that what you're trying to convey? What what?
Hi Chris. Nice of you to come back. How ya holding up without your daily McDonald's?
 

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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I agree he's not a normal 38 year old but he's autistic, most autistic people lack the social skills and the life experiences people their age have, most autistic people also suffer from mental health issues (According to this 80% of autistic adults currently have or in the past suffered from a mental health condition).

It's just I don't like the idea of "Younger on the inside", it's he's immature for his age, maybe I'm being pedantic but saying someone is mentally younger sounds like the start of a slippery slope to trans-age where they say things like 'Oh I'm not a pedo, I just happen to be mentally 13 too!'.

Also he might not have learned why he looked so dumb with his attraction sign but Chris did learn not to do it again, that kind of thing was probally what he missed out on by not hanging round with peers in high school who would tell him things straight instead of everyone just treating Chris like the special kid.
No one here is using "Chris is younger on the inside" or "Chris is a child at heart" as an unironic euphemism. When people say that "Chris has the mind of an eight-year-old", they are saying that Chris' mental faculties, his ability to handle his emotions, his understanding of how the world/life works, his capacity to handle problems, etc. are about on par with an eight-year-old child's. Yes he can learn not to do things again, but so can a child. It doesn't go anywhere near trans-age bullshit. It has everything to do with his mental abilities, his ability to understand, his coping abilities, his emotional maturity...his whole brain basically being that of a small child's inside the body of a nearly-forty-year-old man's. Its not a euphemism, but a genuine comparison.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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No one here is using "Chris is younger on the inside" or "Chris is a child at heart" as an unironic euphemism. When people say that "Chris has the mind of an eight-year-old", they are saying that Chris' mental faculties, his ability to handle his emotions, his understanding of how the world/life works, his capacity to handle problems, etc. are about on par with an eight-year-old child's. Yes he can learn not to do things again, but so can a child. It doesn't go anywhere near trans-age bullshit. It has everything to do with his mental abilities, his ability to understand, his coping abilities, his emotional maturity...his whole brain basically being that of a small child's inside the body of a nearly-forty-year-old man's. Its not a euphemism, but a genuine comparison.
I don't like comparing children to Chris. Poor kids.
It's like comparing actual women to Chris
 

The Fool

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It's less about Chris have "the mind of" an 8 year old and more like saying "an African Grey has the mind of a 5 year old human." As in, that doesn't mean you should treat an African Grey like a 5 year old human, it just means it has comparable functionality.

As it's been said and demonstrated, Chris is capable of learning that he shouldn't do something, but he doesn't understand why. Children get punished and feel embittered about it, and later learn that their punishment was just and that they were acting out of order. This never registers to Chris, he's perpetually in a mental state of adolescences. Always getting burned, not understanding why, only that the big mean world doesn't want him to do it for some reason. You can't go here, you can't touch this. He knows he can't do these things, but he absolutely thinks he should. He has the sense of entitlement of an infant.
 

Jasonfan89

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It's less about Chris have "the mind of" an 8 year old and more like saying "an African Grey has the mind of a 5 year old human." As in, that doesn't mean you should treat an African Grey like a 5 year old human, it just means it has comparable functionality.

As it's been said and demonstrated, Chris is capable of learning that he shouldn't do something, but he doesn't understand why. Children get punished and feel embittered about it, and later learn that their punishment was just and that they were acting out of order. This never registers to Chris, he's perpetually in a mental state of adolescences. Always getting burned, not understanding why, only that the big mean world doesn't want him to do it for some reason. You can't go here, you can't touch this. He knows he can't do these things, but he absolutely thinks he should. He has the sense of entitlement of an infant.
Quote the cwcki

the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing elaborate fantasy worlds.
 

Naamaleipuri

Has ugly pecs that creep everybody out
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Arrrgh... Jeebus Chris! I actually like Cells at Work! Stop watching what I like!

On a more serious note; Does he really think bottled water is healthier? It's stood still for god knows how long before it even gets to stores. Not to mention the bottling facilities themselves may not have cleaned the bottling nozzles in ages. Then again.. It's 14 Branchland Court, their tap water probably resembles green sludge because no one has ever bothered to maintain the cleanliness of the tap itself. And that's assuming their tap even works.

Also betcha Chris has never washed that bottle since he bought it. eeeugh.

And for those that know about it, Chris' body is most likely the same from Cells at Work! Code Black. He'd probably flip out if he read it.
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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It's less about Chris have "the mind of" an 8 year old and more like saying "an African Grey has the mind of a 5 year old human." As in, that doesn't mean you should treat an African Grey like a 5 year old human, it just means it has comparable functionality.

As it's been said and demonstrated, Chris is capable of learning that he shouldn't do something, but he doesn't understand why. Children get punished and feel embittered about it, and later learn that their punishment was just and that they were acting out of order. This never registers to Chris, he's perpetually in a mental state of adolescences. Always getting burned, not understanding why, only that the big mean world doesn't want him to do it for some reason. You can't go here, you can't touch this. He knows he can't do these things, but he absolutely thinks he should. He has the sense of entitlement of an infant.
All the more reason to put him in a group home. All those years being sheltered, with parents who didn't properly teach things for Chris to grow out of and to grow up. That's one of the reasons he can't do stuff on his own. Can he pay bills? Yes. Can he drive? Yes. Can he cook for himself? Probably. My point is, these are all things adults know how to do. Chris can do these things because he is an adult, but cannot process the ramifications of what happens when things go wrong. He got into a couple of car crashes, guaranteed his parents bailed him out. Chris will only pay bills when it benefits him, not because he has to. Chris can only cook ready made meals. I know he can read a cook book, but I bet you he doesn't have the timing nor the patience for it.

Chris' only reason for living on his own is because he wanted a woman the same age as him who would make his life comfortable.