Welcome to page 1488 mother fuckers!When you get right down to it, Chris is still a young child mentally. Everything Chris enjoys is geared towards small children by being very simple with clear, obvious themes with absolutely no ambiguity. Transformers, MLP, Sonic, etc. all feature essentially the same story beats and structure: bad guys hatch evil plan, good guys discover evil plan, good guys confront bad guys, bad guys are defeated and good guys monologue about how crime doesn't pay. There's no complexity, no ambiguity, no gray areas. Everything is clearly and concisely spelled out so the children will easily understand the message and be able to recount the story later with their toys. Anything more complex would only confuse and upset Chris, so he avoids those kinds of stories.