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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Chris would have failed at marketing the same as CADD just because he doesn't understand the real world. A lot of Marketing is knowing which demographics to sell your product too and how to counteract other competing companies. Chris has no idea what real ordinary people think and whatever product he was told to sell he would have blundered due to not knowing how to make the product profitable. If Chris was told to market Cell Phones to reach the most profitable demographic he would focus all his ads and resources on selling them to tween girls because his experience with people is limited to cartoons where teen girls are always on their cell phones. In reality cell phones are a versatile product that can be sold to multiple demographics whether it be yuppie white collar workers connecting with sales leads or blue collar workers getting updates from their supervisors to streamline their work. Third World Nations in Africa and Asia are developing their communications infrastructure around Cell Phones and would be a prime market to get into. Even when he had a prime market to sell his Sonichu merch he failed miserably because he couldn't expand his consumer base and alienated his primary market.
Considering that whenever Chris did try to sell something weather it was his sonichu concept or just a kitchen tool. He talked like a either an outdated 50s commercial or a Laughablly bad 80s one, I don't know whether Chris needed to learn marketing or if it's a good thing he never took it.
 

SillySherman

Well, well, what do we have there...
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Next thing you'll know, he's going to show us some shitty image of gas emissions around the world, and claim it's proof of some "apocalyptic volcano event in view of the merge".
 
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RebelRein1488x

"Hail Vic! Hail Victory!"
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If this was written during the Samurai-Super Megaforce era, I can kind of understand where he's coming from, but if it was during the pre-Neo Saban or the Dino Charge era then just... fuck off Chris
That “MegaZord” was written around 2008 to 2009 for sonichu 9, which was before those two eras.
 
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Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Oh right. Chris is flattered when gay men hit on him, but Sonichu is disgusted!

This only further reinforces my theory that the Sonichu possession is just a way for him to regress back to his old self.
You mean his old cis straight white male self? Given how SJWs perceive cis straight white men, and how he kept clinging with the idea guys, Chris is probably a closet masochist.

If Sockness's oepidus kink would work on Chris as it is humiliating. They're compatible.
 

Joe Swanson

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Oh right. Chris is flattered when gay men hit on him, but Sonichu is disgusted!

This only further reinforces my theory that the Sonichu possession is just a way for him to regress back to his old self.
problem with your theory is that Chris is currently obsessed with this image, even making it cannon via his gay pony card game
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