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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Jasonfan89

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I know his enablers are for the most part joking when they say they're "godess of x game console." But the fact that there are people who are actually listening to Chris in terms of his B's religion based on some anime that satirizes the games industry and the idea guys messing with him baffles me to no end
 
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Chan Fan

You're the man now, dog!
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Wanna bet that's just Chris' Pokey-men Go alt account?

It's been said nigga plays with two phones at the same time. Because of course he does. And that nonsense he just said about being capable of acting as "half of a trio" kinda confirms it.
If it is we'll know soon enough, the same gifts will be received from both accounts and they will wear the same in-game-currency-clothes
 

Jasonfan89

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Today marks one year since the last bronycon and for once Chris is home in Virginia where he belongs. Heh funny even if the con wasn't ended the bat AIDS would have pulled the plug on it the way it did all the others
 

muh_moobs

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can verify these many faults caused by garbage parents. wife's friend has a kid she said was a special spergie and couldnt be disciplined because he was a fucking feral who needed a stern smack on the ass. child will grow up arguably worse than chris because he has physically violent tendancies that are going unresolved.
Have you started archiving yet?
 

Jasonfan89

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Isn't sailor mun a minor? Well holy shit
That's the thing with sexualizing fictional characters especially animated ones. They almost never age in real time if at all so most people age them up themselves, some say some of them have been around for 18 or more of our years, some say it doesn't matter because all they are are lines and colors.


But in my opinion the best logic is this.. they're not real! For God's sake get some help and get a life
 

muh_moobs

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No unfortunately we cut ties with them a few years back. The person in question went into a hermit lifestyle only existing on Facebook and "home schools" their feral. Home school mind you consisted of watching youtube videos.
There's gotta be some good stuff on that facebook. And the inevitability that the child will have their own facebook eventually.

You exfill'd too soon.
 

Freedom Gobbler

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There's gotta be some good stuff on that facebook. And the inevitability that the child will have their own facebook eventually.

You exfill'd too soon.
Well, honestly all the entertaining sperging was in person. Her facebook is just a hugbox alternate reality where everything is just fine.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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He would think a tornado would take him to Cartoon Land just like one took Dorothy to Oz. But really it would just take him to the homeless shelter.
Tornado approarch to his house. Everything and everyone blow away except Chris.
While everyone see it as a miracle, Chris is upset that godjesus took away his video games
 
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