Lets be real here. Even a face hugger would bag up with a condom if it jumped on Christopher's face.If only he'd go back on the Love Quest he might someday share similar news.
Given Ideas Guy convinced him Pitohui / Kanzaki Elsa was killing the residents of Cwcville, and Chris was punching himself in the head and pissing in his bedroom on a live stream to make her stop, whilst also fucking a pillow to All Star... I think it's safe to say he'll react in a bad way to SAOyeah no. Don't introduce Chris to SAO. Please don't. Please please don't. His brain is already way too rotten.
Would fucking love to see Chris nominate MagiChan as foreign secretary.
I always thought chris would have something like Hey-Ya, it just whispers in his ear telling him he's the greatest at everything and is just constantly feeding his ego, and shifting the blame when reality doesn't line up with what it says. it can't fight, cause damage, doesn't grant powers. It just feeds chris's ego.In Jojo Part 6 there’s a stand called “Bohemian Rhapsody” which allows you to bring characters and elements from fictional worlds into the real world. Basically the power Chris wishes/thinks he has.
Ironically in the chandler house there is one big baby dressed like a clown, a old woman who'll soon be dead, and several dead cats lost in the hoard.If two babies, a dead cat, and a dead clown can have a stand, I'm sure chris could muster something.