Containment Random Chris Updates -

[horrorfan89]

It's better than I've got scabies butt flies.

Plus dumbass got the expression wrong. The witching hour is 3 am on the dot, not 4.

Who is more irksome? Chris, with his self-important delusions and ignorance? Or Helena, with her completely unfunny and duck-teasing trolling?

Sod them both.

I mean at least Helena is drawing new comics that are almost perfect replicas of the ones Chris drew before he got too lazy to even draw. Plus I do love watching Chris show despite all the hrt, and the supposedly polygamous marriage, he's just as thirsty for pussy as he was when he was clinging to Megan 13 years ago



Also just so you guys know we're almost at 1790 pages.... 1790 was the year Ben Franklin died. Thought I'd mention it given all the Ben Franklin jokes we make about Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Press F to doubt.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Press F to doubt.

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Where did you get that comment from? On the same video (part 42 of ACH) on my end, Chris's comment is this:

The one you see is way too normal sounding to be Chris. YouTube's been having this issue for some browsers (Chrome with certain extensions installed) and on mobile where comments from previously watched videos get spliced into the sections of whatever you're currently watching, so I'm assuming that's why.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Where did you get that comment from? On the same video (part 42 of ACH) on my end, Chris's comment is this:View attachment 2068726
The one you see is way too normal sounding to be Chris. YouTube's been having this issue for some browsers (Chrome with certain extensions installed) and on mobile where comments from previously watched videos get spliced into the sections of whatever you're currently watching, so I'm assuming that's why.

Came from an FB group so it's possible it's doctored.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Came from an FB group so it's possible it's doctored.

I remember seeing that morrowind comment somewhere else before so it's probably referencing that or something, IDK.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Press F to doubt.

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And I beat Sonic 3 without tapping the jump button, chris.

 

[Retarded INTP]

There is absolutely no fucking way he properly beat Morrowind. This game expects you to think, read, understand the setting and explore shits. Nobody and nothing help you, and the island is rather grim and tern with ashes and swamps everywhere. No pretty cartoon colors. Morrowind is the anti-CWC.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Plus dumbass got the expression wrong. The witching hour is 3 am on the dot, not 4.

I mean at least Helena is drawing new comics that are almost perfect replicas of the ones Chris drew before he got too lazy to even draw. Plus I do love watching Chris show despite all the hrt, and the supposedly polygamous marriage, he's just as thirsty for pussy as he was when he was clinging to Megan 13 years ago



Also just so you guys know we're almost at 1790 pages.... 1790 was the year Ben Franklin died. Thought I'd mention it given all the Ben Franklin jokes we make about Chris.

Is Chris still actually taking HRTs? Because it's been a while since he talked about it and well, it doesn't exactly show in any of the recent images.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

What even constitutes as "beating" Morrowind?
Sure I can do some alchemy exploiting and beat the main quest in 15-20 mins.
But otherwise my save games have clocked on average 50-70 if I do the main quest and xpacs. There's no way Chris has that kind of an attention span.
Hell, he hasn't even beaten any of the Neptunia games as far as I know. So not even colorful ans pretty cartoon graphics are enough to keep him interested on one game for long.

 

[Abarefiller]

There is absolutely no fucking way he properly beat Morrowind. This game expects you to think, read, understand the setting and explore shits. Nobody and nothing help you, and the island is rather grim and tern with ashes and swamps everywhere. No pretty cartoon colors. Morrowind is the anti-CWC.

Chris also isn't one to play PC games, or first person games for that matter. He's always been a Sony and Nintendo fanboy through and through.

What even constitutes as "beating" Morrowind?
Sure I can do some alchemy exploiting and beat the main quest in 15-20 mins.
But otherwise my save games have clocked on average 50-70 if I do the main quest and xpacs. There's no way Chris has that kind of an attention span.
Hell, he hasn't even beaten any of the Neptunia games as far as I know. So not even colorful ans pretty cartoon graphics are enough to keep him interested on one game for long.

He never even touched the game. All of knowledge of the Neptunia series comes from the subpar anime adaptation it got years back. He's so lazy he won't even bother playing the games from a series he's obsessed with and stylizes himself after. Good thing too, because other wise we'd have to deal with Chris adding the other goddess forms to his reportoire of "goddess powers".

 

[horrorfan89]

Chris also isn't one to play PC games, or first person games for that matter. He's always been a Sony and Nintendo fanboy through and through.


He never even touched the game. All of knowledge of the Neptunia series comes from the subpar anime adaptation it got years back. He's so lazy he won't even bother playing the games from a series he's obsessed with and stylizes himself after. Good thing too, because other wise we'd have to deal with Chris adding the other goddess forms to his reportoire of "goddess powers".

Actual jrpgs and other Japanese video games are too advanced for the little peanut Chris calls a brain.

 

[Retarded INTP]

What even constitutes as "beating" Morrowind?

When even the most obscure dank meme on youtube regarding morrowind lore makes fucking sense somehow while anyone else would only see lunacy.

Edit : Now you got me thinking. I'd like to see Chris play Portal. Holy fuck I could pay to see that. I need help.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

And you can beat every game ever without even playing them - just tell people you did it.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris unintentionally gave curse to the discord server

 

[Eggwhore]

Lol @ everyone here chimping over the possibility of Chris consuming the same vidya as them. This is like autists coming here trying to prove Chris isn’t a TRUE and HONEST autistic.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Lol @ everyone here chimping over the possibility of Chris consuming the same vidya as them. This is like autists coming here trying to prove Chris isn’t a TRUE and HONEST autistic.

Being a TRUE and HONEST vidya gaem autist is a badge of honor, you neurotypically challenged loser.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Lol @ everyone here chimping over the possibility of Chris consuming the same vidya as them. This is like autists coming here trying to prove Chris isn’t a TRUE and HONEST autistic.

I've been chimping over Morrowind for over 15 years. It's not regular autism, it's avanced autism. Too complex and consistant for OPL.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol @ everyone here chimping over the possibility of Chris consuming the same vidya as them. This is like autists coming here trying to prove Chris isn’t a TRUE and HONEST autistic.

I'm just glad Chris hasn't discovered 4X games. We have enough autists playing CK2, EU4 and HOIV, thank you very much.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

I'm just glad Chris hasn't discovered 4X games. We have enough autists playing CK2, EU4 and HOIV, thank you very much.

See also: The TNO Thread, a glistening example of the autism literally everywhere there is strategy games, including the Farms,

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

See also: The TNO Thread, a glistening example of the autism literally everywhere there is strategy games, including the Farms,

There is a reason I just ignore all the communities associated with that shit except for the KF thread.

I just want to remove kebab in peace, darn it.