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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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  1. Ain't nothing special about a wad of duct tape.
     
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    thenakedhomeless

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  2. Need and want are the same thing to Chris.
     
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  3. * Too cheap
    I mean you can get them for like $2. Hell he probably has a few in The Hoard he could pick out, I wouldn't put it past Barb to buy them for no reason.
     
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  4. No. The last thing we need is more idiots giving him free money
     
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  5. The thing about Chris is that he's so self-exiled from all reality, that he sees himself like this


    But the rest of the world sees this:
     
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  6. If it costs $2 then it makes it even worse. $700ish on Skylanders or a $2 phone case to make your phone last longer... Ow boy, Chris sure knows his priorities.
     
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  7. Kiddie toys trumps all other concerns for Chris. He only pays his bills begrudgingly, and even then only the absolute minimum. He's a toy junkie, so of course he's going to make some ugly re.tarded bullshit out of duct tape instead of buying a quality phone case like an OtterBox to protect his expensive portable devices. And he's not going to care that it looks like some reject from a SpEd class project because he doesn't understand the perception it gives others. It was much like his pedo glasses when someone brought the subject up to him. They helped him see properly, so what did it matter how they looked to others?
     
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  8. The women featured in that thumbnail are probably not even trans.
     
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  9. I'm just wondering how long it will take for them to arrest Chris again and admit him to a hospital where he belongs, he may actually save money that way, despite the medical bill charge.
     
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  11. I don't think a slogan being on one exceptional t-shirt makes it a meme.
     
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  12. But Chris owned that shirt, that means everyone in the universe knows about it.
     
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  13. Because "man-childing" doesn't sound as catchy.

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  14. The funny thing is I've never seen anyone wearing that shirt, that looked like they adult ever.
     
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  15. So, what's so challenging about doing a drawing that a three-year-old stroke victim could do way better?!
    It's perfectly natural for some true and honest female souls to go crazy for lots of D.
    Quit slut shaming
     
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    #3678 Mariposa Electrique, May 20, 2017
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  17. I'm done being financially stable lets be homeless
     
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