Containment Random Chris Updates

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Ted_Breakfast

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Even in his toon version, he is horrifying. And what's with the vampire teeth?
Chris once noticed that he has canine teeth. It doesn't matter that everyone else does too, he is special for having them. It's a lot like his personal effigy in Little Big Planet: it, alone amongst all the humans he made in LBP, had a human-like nose, because Chris has one, and that makes it noteworthy. Nevermind that his nose isn't remarkable in appearance, or that everyone else has a nose too.
 

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Chris once noticed that he has canine teeth. It doesn't matter that everyone else does too, he is special for having them. It's a lot like his personal effigy in Little Big Planet: it, alone amongst all the humans he made in LBP, had a human-like nose, because Chris has one, and that makes it noteworthy. Nevermind that his nose isn't remarkable in appearance, or that everyone else has a nose too.
Speaking of special body parts, the only thing he has is his crooked dick in the classic era. It's now gone because of HRT.
 

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Another card drawn: Turning in
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Careful not to touch women
Or you'll be locked up with men

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Tikbalang

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It's his bastardized version of the masses. He thinks he's being smart and intellectual by using it. Like the so called goddess he deluded himself to believe he is addressing the commoners
Calling us subjects, thinks he's a god-king, but lives like a hobo. The world has a lot of problems like genocide and climate change, but a god is more focused on horse cartoon than his future homelessness.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/14/business/washington-prime-group-mall-bankruptcy/index.html
It looks like the owner of Fashion Square Mall has filed for bankruptcy. I'm not sure if this will result in it closing or something, but it seemed worth pointing out.
I wish someone buys the mall and turn it into a lolcow museum.
 

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Chris is going to say this is happening because he curse-ya-me-ha'd it or something and not at all because malls are becoming outmoded shopping venues.
Sorry if this goes off topic but, Maybe in hicksville Virgina malls are dying off but where I live they're still building them, I think the only mall "dying " in New Jersey is the Hudson mall in Jersey city, and even if it is dying it's still doing better than most of the dead malls in America. And they just recently finished building the American dream mall in Rutherford. (though tbf that mall also has two theme parks supporting it.

Chris really should consider moving up here if he still longs to be the mall rat he was oh so many years ago. Sure he has no desire to loiter with a sign begging for a boyfriend free girl anymore but still. He'd love blowing his tugboat at our malls
 

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Sorry if this goes off topic but, Maybe in hicksville Virgina malls are dying off but where I live they're still building them, I think the only mall "dying " in New Jersey is the Hudson mall in Jersey city, and even if it is dying it's still doing better than most of the dead malls in America. And they just recently finished building the American dream mall in Rutherford. (though tbf that mall also has two theme parks supporting it.

Chris really should consider moving up here if he still longs to be the mall rat he was oh so many years ago. Sure he has no desire to loiter with a sign begging for a boyfriend free girl anymore but still. He'd love blowing his tugboat at our malls
Pulling chris out of ruckersville would be like pulling teeth.

and in a state as densely populated at Jersey, part of me thinks he'd start getting the level of abuse Dragonlord gets.
 

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He fits right in at his local Walmart, I don't think he needs much else.
"Clean up on Aisle 4!"
I pity the fuckers who have to put up with Chris' bullshit and his evitable homeless saga when he moves into Wal Mart dumpster.

Even minimum wage a my slave doesn't need shit from Chris and out of this world levels of insanity.
 
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