Chris once noticed that he has canine teeth. It doesn't matter that everyone else does too, he is special for having them. It's a lot like his personal effigy in Little Big Planet: it, alone amongst all the humans he made in LBP, had a human-like nose, because Chris has one, and that makes it noteworthy. Nevermind that his nose isn't remarkable in appearance, or that everyone else has a nose too.
Speaking of special body parts, the only thing he has is his crooked dick in the classic era. It's now gone because of HRT.
I assume that's what he calls all us poor, normal, non-deified, "common folk". It makes me grind my teeth to read.
Goddamn it. Now who's going to ban Chris from going there?
It's his bastardized version of the masses. He thinks he's being smart and intellectual by using it. Like the so called goddess he deluded himself to believe he is addressing the commoners
Calling us subjects, thinks he's a god-king, but lives like a hobo. The world has a lot of problems like genocide and climate change, but a god is more focused on horse cartoon than his future homelessness.
I wish someone buys the mall and turn it into a lolcow museum.
Don't blame me, I voted for Billy Mays.
Chris is going to say this is happening because he curse-ya-me-ha'd it or something and not at all because malls are becoming outmoded shopping venues.
Sorry if this goes off topic but, Maybe in hicksville Virgina malls are dying off but where I live they're still building them, I think the only mall "dying " in New Jersey is the Hudson mall in Jersey city, and even if it is dying it's still doing better than most of the dead malls in America. And they just recently finished building the American dream mall in Rutherford. (though tbf that mall also has two theme parks supporting it.
Pulling chris out of ruckersville would be like pulling teeth.
Just get Null to sell some shirts so he can buy it.
What has that SNT chick have to do with... anything here for Chris name-dropping her?
Where will Chris migrate next?
He fits right in at his local Walmart, I don't think he needs much else.
"Clean up on Aisle 4!"
