LOL I musta drunktypoed it, thanks fam! Saving a copy of this mofaka. (Bless FireFox and it's many CRTC-evading plugins!)
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For Chris it would be "What's Hanging Off Your Man Tits?"
Galaxy brain moment from Chris! Great idea to pick a fight with a law enforcement officer who, unlike the mall cops, can act way more forcefully!
Or "Shiny, Happy Sonichu Medallion - just don't put it THERE!".
Reptile brained Chris was lucky they didn't get forceful for kicking their car. Though AFAIK he basically gave the rear tire a few taps with his foot but acted like he went Micheal Jackson in black or white on the car.
Of course, poor Pristine Christine was blameless in the whole affair!
Oh yeah that incident was totally a trap for sure, you didn't cross any line whatsoever Chris.
Feigning ignorance, something Chris knows all too well.
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Yes Chris security was trolling you into getting on the floor and making a Jackass of yourself when you refused to leave after numerous people (all guys surprisingly) complained about you making unwanted physical contact with them. Its always ALWAYS the fucking trolls. It's never his fault he's a complete fuck up. It's the trolls who made him too lazy to finish the comics, it's the trolls fault he can't even get a tard job at Amazon, it's the trolls fault Bob's dead.
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I'm a rock hound, Chris showing up at a rock swap wouldnt go over well here. Most of the "rocks have auras" hocus pocus retards arent well thought of or treated well at my local convention lol.
So this guy rewrote a page(s) from the book about him to suit his ego better. I was wondering when this was going to happen. Chris has a history of trying to change his history.
Yup, I love how them trolls forced Chris to put his lips on them.
Chris' Logic:
"I was just too hot & setsy at dat con. Da trolls were angry that a real woman had infiltrated their ranks and whatnot. I could feel them trying to penetrate my vibe with their psychic pensis and their X-ray vision all over my Bountiful breasts. I played a long for a while; a woman needs to know she's desired by virile men from time to time, even us lesbian-bisetsual Pokemon Sonichu GODDESS types! Unfortunately, I, CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER, Esquire, was punished for her kind and teasingly EROTIC nature! Da trollls could not have ME, Christine Weston Chandler, so DEY forced themselves on me and photoshopped me into deranged fantasies. Before I could say 'double titty twister', dey had the jerkops on me. I went into my electric hedgehoge position, and whatnot......and the rest is HERSTORY! I AM PERSONALLY THANKFUL I WAS HAULED OFF TO DA Slammer, who knows how dese men would have taken advantage of my supple, feminine body. Even though I like to take the ocassional cock upmy butt, I am not down with group rape....although, it's flattering! But I digress.
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That must be why he was neutral toward it. Everyone probably just ignored him.
Calling her after a children's toy which was indoors by a sex doll is respectful, somehow?
To be fair average blow up doll is more expressive and alive than Barb, meal replacement drinks fucks with her gut flora, number of health issues and worst of all living with Chris
You forgot that you have to pay for the privilege to have sex with Chris.
Only GodBear knows how many times he was such a hopeless retard in public, but a Kiwi didn't happen to be there to document it...
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Apparently I missed when Chris talked about Randy Stairs…
I know Chris is autistic, lacking in empathy, delusional, socially retarded, and a fucking loser, but even with all that I can’t excuse this post. This is a moronic take on this subject and completely misses the fact that Stairs murdered people in cold blood. Maybe someone should send Chris the autopsies so he can read how Stairs blasted through one worker so much they were unrecognizable…oh who am I kidding that won’t change anything.
Even the low-IQ potatoes that resided in my high school’s special Ed class knew right from wrong.
I know Chris is autistic, lacking in empathy, delusional, socially retarded, and a fucking loser, but even with all that I can’t excuse this post. This is a moronic take on this subject and completely misses the fact that Stairs murdered people in cold blood. Maybe someone should send Chris the autopsies so he can read how Stairs blasted through one worker so much they were unrecognizable…oh who am I kidding that won’t change anything.
Even the low-IQ potatoes that resided in my high school’s special Ed class knew right from wrong.
I think you’re being way too generous to Chris there, his life hasn't been that bad and he’s probably learned to play the victim from Barb and due to getting away with his bad behaviour time and time again by pulling the autism card.
Of course he did. Poor little Chris never does anything wrong, no siree! Fuck me sideways, this guy's ego... If he met fucking Queen Elizabeth herself, he'd ask her to bow to him!
It's been said quite a lot already, but there are plenty of autistic people, even low functioning ones, who manage to fuck up way less than Chris does. Even the ones that wear apparel pointing out they're severely autistic manage to outfunction him. If anything, Chris needs professional help before he is reduced to rambling mess an- oh, nevermind, he's been there for a while!
If anything, this dude had a great life even considering the constant trolling, he doesn't need to work for a living, gets free shit from enablers and wouldn't be in half the shitty situation he is if he didn't manage his money as poorly as he does. Many of his problems are caused by himself, first and foremost.
In fact, if Bob had decided to permanently cut off his internet access after the first incident in 2007, the only noticeable difference would be some things not happening due to lack of exposure to the internet, like becoming Christine even thought I still don't buy it given half of this nigga's life has been about chasing pussy and he literally mentioned becoming a lesbian to chase girls. He would, as usual, not learn at all after doing his mistakes and keep acting like he's royalty!
It was Trolls Trapping him. Of course it was. Chris re-writes History more than Uncle Joe. And takes way less responsibility for his own fuck-ups.
And tries to make himself the hero, victim, and smart guy.
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