Containment Random Chris Updates -

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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New card: Possibilities. I notice Chris just give the same advices for every draw.
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Pills are placebo but healing stones are the real shit.
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Feelings of his incident are facts
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Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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tyrannosaurus_chex

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New card: Possibilities. I notice Chris just give the same advices for every draw.
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Pills are placebo but healing stones are the real shit.
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Feelings of his incident are facts
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Chris is so lazy, he can't even keep up with his own mumbo-jumbo BS for more than a few weeks. Pretty soon his readings will just be something like "I drew da *insert misspelled/misunderstood word here* card....uhm, y'all need to look inside and come to your own interpruhtashuns." shortly before he quits and moves on to the next bunch of nonsense.
 

jc17

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New card: Possibilities. I notice Chris just give the same advices for every draw.
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Pills are placebo but healing stones are the real shit.
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Feelings of his incident are facts
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So we're powered by a Strawberry Supermoon and were forced into choosing to make choices... yup, he's got this future telling shit down pat.

Meanwhile, Chris won't take his crazy pills because then all the voices will go away, can't have that..

Lastly... so, does Chris blame us for not recognizing and appreciating his better instincts or is he blaming himself? Regardless, shit tits continues being his wonderful crazy self.
 
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Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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he doesn't even address the picture. he just goes off on another tangent, effectively running away from the point Babul's making like the coward he is.
I doubt he cares about every problem that exists here in 1218 other than things that would affect him personally. And when that happens, his solution is to wish hard that he's the richest and most powerful being while the entertainment industry remains
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
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Apparently I missed when Chris talked about Randy Stairs…
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I know Chris is autistic, lacking in empathy, delusional, socially retarded, and a fucking loser, but even with all that I can’t excuse this post. This is a moronic take on this subject and completely misses the fact that Stairs murdered people in cold blood. Maybe someone should send Chris the autopsies so he can read how Stairs blasted through one worker so much they were unrecognizable…oh who am I kidding that won’t change anything.

Even the low-IQ potatoes that resided in my high school’s special Ed class knew right from wrong.
Chris doesn't get called out enough about this shit, the absolute mongo is literally defending murderers like this one and Ted Bundy, and the internet just lets him.

People tend to disagree, but I think that a big ol' slap on his fat, smug face would do a world of good for him. You can't reason with Chris or educate him, you can only train him so at least he doesn't piss on the rug, like some kind of particularly dumb dog.

Is Chris saying prescribed pills only work because of the placebo effect? If so I wonder where he’s picked up this kind of thinking?

It almost sounds like scientology, but they wouldn't be interested in his sorry ass since he has no money and is too fucking dense to brainwash, like that Simpsons episode when they got into a cult but couldn't break Homer at first because he was just too dumb for it.
 

Hogar Grupal

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Is Chris saying prescribed pills only work because of the placebo effect?
I doubt Chris knows what a placebo is.

but I think that a big ol' slap on his fat, smug face would do a world of good for him.
Thank for saying what needed to be said/done. I think Chris didn't get proper punishment by his parents for fear be might return mute. It's a small price to pay so that Chris wouldn't say such BS.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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I like how he takes no responsibility in attempting to gobble footlongs at the con against the participant's wills.
 

Clarence

Benevolent Extra Terrestrial
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Apparently I missed when Chris talked about Randy Stairs…
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I know Chris is autistic, lacking in empathy, delusional, socially retarded, and a fucking loser, but even with all that I can’t excuse this post. This is a moronic take on this subject and completely misses the fact that Stairs murdered people in cold blood. Maybe someone should send Chris the autopsies so he can read how Stairs blasted through one worker so much they were unrecognizable…oh who am I kidding that won’t change anything.

Even the low-IQ potatoes that resided in my high school’s special Ed class knew right from wrong.
thats why he shot off all those shells...I always figured he went around shooting shit around the store.
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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gee chris it's almost as if you, a grown adult at the time, shouldn't NEED to be told not to make unwanted physical contact to people who you don't know. Then again common knowledge (and sense) has never been chris's strong point
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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gee chris it's almost as if you, a grown adult at the time, shouldn't NEED to be told not to make unwanted physical contact to people who you don't know. Then again common knowledge (and sense) has never been chris's strong point
It's almost like he's got in trouble for doing shit like this for literally decades and still goes around doing it anyway. That's called being a sex pest, and will get you kicked out of damn near anywhere.
 

Cask of Amontillado

Lamar Davis
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Chris fails to take responsibility for getting banned from TooManyGames for kissing random men, instead blaming the event coordinator for not trying harder to warn him and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.

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To me, that looks like a case of historical revisionism. Chris has always distorted facts. To satisfy his delusional fantasies. To gaslight people into believing he's blameless. To shift the blame on others.
 
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