Containment Random Chris Updates

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Wildcard factor is a good word for the reason we kept coming back, despite Chris becoming more and more boring over the years.


Interestingly, every time he pulls one of these insane left turns, trolls usually have nothing to do with it: The hit and run on Snyder, the BLARMS macing, the taint vagina, Chris’s bodyswapping nonsense, etc. etc.

This is a really interesting point. When the trolls were in the driver seat, it all seemed to play out like a zany ARG for Chris alone. When he doesn’t have rescuing his ps3 ahead of him as a goal to keep him anchored, who knows what he might do

 

[Penrowe]

im honestly surprised that whole incident didnt kill him because he he barely washes and i bet his nails are filthy under the varnish, and im betting he was enamoured with it being an "actual vagina" and constantly touching it.
the guy probably wears it like the ring to rule them all around his neck.

Not to mention the DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

 

[shubniggurath]

The immune system can deal with surprisingly much in an individual that isn't severely immunocompromised... I have a patient around Chris's age who self harms with razors and rubs flower soil into their (often deep enough to see tendons) cuts. Never gone septic.

well im screwed then because i got a graze on a night out and had to go to hospital with septicaemia 3 days later.
uh why rub the soil in the cuts?
is that some more effective way he can hurt himself? (i know its off topic but thats abit fucking mental)

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

well im screwed then because i got a graze on a night out and had to go to hospital with septicaemia 3 days later.
uh why rub the soil in the cuts?
is that some more effective way he can hurt himself? (i know its off topic but thats abit fucking mental)

I've actually heard that rubbing dirt in the wound counterintuitively speeds up the rate at which it seals itself

 

[silentium]

well im screwed then because i got a graze on a night out and had to go to hospital with septicaemia 3 days later.
uh why rub the soil in the cuts?
is that some more effective way he can hurt himself? (i know its off topic but thats abit fucking mental)

When such minor things as forgetting your e-mail password makes you go acutely suicidal and you've spent 3-4 decades with that kind of temper, you end up getting creative...

 

[shubniggurath]

I've actually heard that rubbing dirt in the wound counterintuitively speeds up the rate at which it seals itself

thats probably true with certain soils in the wild by closing the wound in some native indian medicinal way but i dont think using dirt from your garden would improve much but im not a biologist and only have limited understanding of medicinal benefiting plants and stuff found in nature.

When such minor things as forgetting your e-mail password makes you go acutely suicidal and you've spent 3-4 decades with that kind of temper, you end up getting creative...

i know ive berated chris for the decade ive been following him but mental health really is a sad affair if forgetting passwords makes you want to die.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Locking since with Chris in jail there won't be random updates for awhile. If some new info comes up like the Jessica Quinn thing a few pages back, post it in Random Thoughts instead.