Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Kurosaru]

Except Chris usually enters contests with the expectation he's going to win because he feels he deserves to win. He's oblivious that other people put in the effort to fill out a form and send it in gives them just as much chance of winning as he does. If Chris is really anxious about winning and doesn't, he'll pout and complain how unfair he's being treated.

This is the one of the most autistic things with Chris: his belief that the entire world revolves around him. His complete lack of empathy and the world at large actually makes him so entitled that he thinks he should win every contest he enters even if it's just a random ass lottery.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1127643697330108

Adam Stackhouse will win this; don't bother Chris

 

[Mark Corrigan]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1127643697330108

The hoard hungers...

 

[Silvally]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1127643697330108

i really hope who ever wins will give them to like and orphanage or childrens hospital they need toys way more then Chrissy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

i really hope who ever wins will give them to like and orphanage or childrens hospital they need toys way more then Chrissy

I completely agree, adults like Chris should not be allowed to enter these types of contests. I am not talking about autism or developmental delay, I am talking about lego glutons that already have the resources to buy this stuff if they stopped making bad decisions. I guess Chris has resorted to passively wishing for Legos after the donations dried up. When this does not work out, I would hate to see Chris jammed into the skimpiest clothes he can fit into wearing a cardboard sign that says "will do sex stuff for legos; NO ANAL...but I have shoved things up my butt before."


I am also glad that Chris got a random thread, I agree his autistic musings are not thread worthy. I am just surprised he has not found a way yet to record his grunts, burps, and farts to let everyone on facebook listen to them. I remember when we were in a Chris droubt, that was because people were giving him too much money. See what happens when you don't give Chris money, weens....
Like his female souled idol, Caitlyn Jenner, Chris is running the risk of overexposure.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i really hope who ever wins will tell chris that they're pissing and burning them away and sharing them with cole smithey

ftfy

 

[Silvally]

ftfy

Well Chris would probably feel that giving them to anyone other then him is pissing and burning them away

 

[LAM]

Except Chris usually enters contests with the expectation he's going to win because he feels he deserves to win. He's oblivious that other people put in the effort to fill out a form and send it in gives them just as much chance of winning as he does. If Chris is really anxious about winning and doesn't, he'll pout and complain how unfair he's being treated.

And with that expectation, he half-asses it. Why put in the extra effort if he'll win anyway? He never learns, and probably never will.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

I'm gonna sperg a bit and say that 1,000 pieces, even if they're for minifigs, isn't really that much in the grand scheme of things. That's roughly what you'd get with a $100 Lego set and given what we know about Chris's spending habits that's not nearly enough to satisfy his cravings. If he wins he'll be right back to e-begging.

I was looking at the contest rules to see if there was an upper age limit (there isn't) and found a line about the prizes:

• Prizes: Winners will receive 1,000 LEGO Minifigure Pieces, defined as 200 Heads, 200 Torsos, 200 Legs, and 400 Accessories. (Retail value approximately $1,500).

I don't know if they are inflating the value to make the prize look better, but it does sound like a decent amount. I don't doubt that he will go back to eBegging for cash though. He's not going to sell it and Lego can't pay legal fees.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I was looking at the contest rules to see if there was an upper age limit (there isn't) and found a line about the prizes:

• Prizes: Winners will receive 1,000 LEGO Minifigure Pieces, defined as 200 Heads, 200 Torsos, 200 Legs, and 400 Accessories. (Retail value approximately $1,500).

I don't know if they are inflating the value to make the prize look better, but it does sound like a decent amount. I don't doubt that he will go back to eBegging for cash though. He's not going to sell it and Lego can't pay legal fees.

Tbh, minifigures do have an inflated value. Although if he gets two hundred minifigures he'll start claiming they need houses to live in and the e-begging cycle will begin again.

 

[anusaurus]

At least he's trying to do something to earn it

Winning something and earning something are totally different things. Chris also has trouble telling the difference, and genuinely expects to win, since, you know... he did all those years ago.
It's basically guaranteed now.
If he doesn't get his way, he immediately reverts to his psychopathic self and rages about someone else daring to beat the illustrious Christopher Weston Chandler.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Winning something and earning something are totally different things. Chris also has trouble telling the difference, and genuinely expects to win, since, you know... he did all those years ago.
It's basically guaranteed now.
If he doesn't get his way, he immediately reverts to his psychopathic self and rages about someone else daring to beat the illustrious Christopher Weston Chandler.

It's quite entertaining actually, Stackhouse and his sister treated it like it was just a fun thing to get a little bit of attention, free stuff, and have a fun time; sadly, Chris ruined it with his petulant whining and need to be the center of attention. That was one of those times I felt like writing Chris off completely as a human being capable of any empathy or feeling. I don't care i someone is autistic or retarded, people should not have to suffer from the genetic mistakes of others.

 

[Trilby]

It's quite entertaining actually, Stackhouse and his sister treated it like it was just a fun thing to get a little bit of attention, free stuff, and have a fun time; sadly, Chris ruined it with his petulant whining and need to be the center of attention. That was one of those times I felt like writing Chris off completely as a human being capable of any empathy or feeling. I don't care i someone is autistic or exceptional, people should not have to suffer from the genetic mistakes of others.

I'm sure it sucks to be on the receiving end like that.

 

[Picklechu]

Except Chris usually enters contests with the expectation he's going to win because he feels he deserves to win. He's oblivious that other people put in the effort to fill out a form and send it in gives them just as much chance of winning as he does. If Chris is really anxious about winning and doesn't, he'll pout and complain how unfair he's being treated.

I think he understands that other people enter. I don't think that he expects to win, although he absolutely believes that he deserves to win. I mean, he's lost contests before, as we're all familiar with. To my knowledge, he enters contests pretty regularly.

Thinking about it now, the only time he's really gotten pissed about a contest that I know of was the PaRappa contest.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

I think he understands that other people enter. I don't think that he expects to win, although he absolutely believes that he deserves to win. I mean, he's lost contests before, as we're all familiar with. To my knowledge, he enters contests pretty regularly.

Thinking about it now, the only time he's really gotten pissed about a contest that I know of was the PaRappa contest.

Although in that specific case he raged because he thougt he had been denied a perfect opportunity for free china, not because he had lost the contest.

 

[Null]

i question this diagnosis.

 

[ZehnBoat]

chris liked this slowinthemind WINDOW TO HELL!!!

 

[Hubcapdiamondstarhalo]

i question this diagnosis.

No facial recognition at all

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

i question this diagnosis.

I'm not an expert. Based on this child's outer appearance I would say he has the syndrome of Down. Nevertheless this child, unlike Chris, will be a outstanding member of society living a good productive life and caring for others around him while receiving lots of love from others.

Autism? Nah, I don't think it's the case.

 

[Silvally]

i question this diagnosis.

i should have figured Chris would fall for like whores