I guess it's because in my mind, I know Chris is a man, but I picture him as a weird chubby little kid. It's like, his hands seem to mature and manly for the Chris we all know.
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
It looks like he has dirt in the creases. Yeah, it's dirt.
I'm sure his steering wheel, and most every other surface he comes in contact with is filthy.
Plus his skin looks really, really bad. Probably from lack of circulation from poor diet and zero exercise.
Jesus that ring's tight on his sausage finger. That can't feel good. If he wanted to wear Bob's wedding ring as like, a memorial sort of deal, he could just put it on a necklace.
You guys are sure that's not Chris's Amnyfest Ring?
Chris posted a link to Hillary's website on FB (and by extension, Twitter), proving yet again why Trump needs to win at all costs.
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Those are indeed man hands
Middle-aged man hands.
Those arms looks suspiciously like man arms, too.
Too bad he'll never do anything "manly" with them.
Too bad he'll never do anything "manly" with them.
Once again, Chris proves that he has absolutely no idea who he is addressing. I know what I won't be getting Chris for this holiday season.
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He saw a fan fiction of that character and another character being lesbians together. He believes she matches him perfectly.
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I see, so Chris carries the figure of the DJ human pony and the re-coloured one that represents himself, because they are some kind of weird human/pony lesbian couple?
He's not as attached as Jin (guy who married twilight) and I don't think he actually thinks he's in a relationship with the horse, he just thinks she matches him so he idolizes her.
What a lucky pony....I guess...
so, she craps herselft and is a balding autistic, 34 year old man that was forced to pay for sex to loose his virginity?
It's just lulzworthy how Chris' entire life has been a bad recolor of someone else's ideas, lives, or movements.
What I find particularly disgusting is people like Chris that sexualize a series made for children.
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We can never have nice things.
Probably because it has blue hair. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the only reason.
According to the wiki, Chris has been waiting for this for a long time:
Chris said:
I think CWC has the blue hair because Vinyl does, CWC has cosplayed as her several times.
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