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Mariposa Electrique

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This. What is it about his hands that scream weird and creepy? I feel like it's the amount of lines and how deep they are... but I just don't know.

Chris also said he dreams about fucking Barb..... this got more interesting.
I guess it's because in my mind, I know Chris is a man, but I picture him as a weird chubby little kid. It's like, his hands seem to mature and manly for the Chris we all know.
 

Tennis-Ball-Tony

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This. What is it about his hands that scream weird and creepy? I feel like it's the amount of lines and how deep they are... but I just don't know.

I guess it's because in my mind, I know Chris is a man, but I picture him as a weird chubby little kid. It's like, his hands seem to mature and manly for the Chris we all know.

It looks like he has dirt in the creases. Yeah, it's dirt.

I'm sure his steering wheel, and most every other surface he comes in contact with is filthy.

Plus his skin looks really, really bad. Probably from lack of circulation from poor diet and zero exercise.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Once again, Chris proves that he has absolutely no idea who he is addressing. I know what I won't be getting Chris for this holiday season.
 

4Macie

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I see, so Chris carries the figure of the DJ human pony and the re-coloured one that represents himself, because they are some kind of weird human/pony lesbian couple?
He's not as attached as Jin (guy who married twilight) and I don't think he actually thinks he's in a relationship with the horse, he just thinks she matches him so he idolizes her.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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He's not as attached as Jin (guy who married twilight) and I don't think he actually thinks he's in a relationship with the horse, he just thinks she matches him so he idolizes her.
so, she craps herselft and is a balding autistic, 34 year old man that was forced to pay for sex to loose his virginity?
It's just lulzworthy how Chris' entire life has been a bad recolor of someone else's ideas, lives, or movements.
What I find particularly disgusting is people like Chris that sexualize a series made for children.
 
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Trilby

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so, she craps herselft and is a balding autistic, 34 year old man that was forced to pay for sex to loose his virginity?
It's just lulzworthy how Chris' entire life has been a bad recolor of someone else's ideas, lives, or movements.
What I find particularly disgusting is people like Chris that sexualize a series made for children.
We can never have nice things.
 

HumanBeanbag

Pre-quilt
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Why does Chris like a character so much, that has never spoken before???

Probably because it has blue hair. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the only reason.

According to the wiki, Chris has been waiting for this for a long time:
Chris said:
18 October 2014

I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!
 
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