Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

This time, she'll be his brain damaged wing-woman.
"Spot me 20 dollars mudder, dat little Philly's got muh name written all over hers".

 

[MMX]

optimistic for a shitload of chances for people to humrously encounter/record him!

He would be one of the least autistic there
Plus his non Virgin status would make him an alpha to those horse fuckers.

Face it he won't be going

 

[Strelok]

im going to rape chris at bronycon


BronyCon is $70 for a standard 3 day pass one day is either $40 or $3, and the convention is about two hours away from him. The hotel, Hilton Baltimore, is over a hundred bucks a night. The other hotels in the area are pretty pricey too. I don't think Chris can afford this con, judging by his frequent e-begging.

Lol no he can afford it. The e-begging is just because he knows it is the difference between having $500 and $800 in lego for the month.

The real problem is not that he couldn't afford it, it's that he'd blow it all on the first day and be stuck sleeping in his car the next few nights, with no food money and a maxed out card that can't book a hotel.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

@Marvin Your neck of the woods.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin Your neck of the woods.

Oh shit, I've been dealing with these faggots for years. I'm not going to pay money to go into the convention, but I'll swing by the convention center when they're in town, just to get a look at the freakshow.

I've talked about it in the past:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shock...ts-regarding-bronies.11346/page-2#post-879808
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-18-2014-rebrick-lego-high-school.3942/page-14#post-263790
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/my-little-brony-ii-the-cloppening.6186/page-199#post-1580680

I kinda hope Chris doesn't go, because I'm going to be getting drunk at another convention that same weekend. But if he does go, I'll definitely get someone to document the festivities.

I hope he brings Barb and makes her dress up like rainbow jack, he brought Barb to another convention in 2013.

Wait, which convention was this?

Is this one of those situations were Chris simply doesn't know where anything in the world is in relation to himself. It's a pretty big 150 mile trip for Chris. He was surprised just encountering one toll road outside his local area.
E-begging for travel and room costs when

Chris regularly goes down to NoVA (plus the Ohio trip), so he's familiar with the scale of the distance.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Is this one of those situations were Chris simply doesn't know where anything in the world is in relation to himself. It's a pretty big 150 mile trip for Chris. He was surprised just encountering one toll road outside his local area.

It's a relatively easy drive. You just pass Australia a couple of times, then circle around your old high school for a few hours and you're there.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Huh, despite not having enough and begging for money for bills he can still find time to attend an expensive convention. He really is a Brony.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Huh, despite not having enough and begging for money for bills he can still find time to attend an expensive convention. He really is a Brony.

Chris's "we don't have enough money for bills" shtick is a lie and a con. he's begging for money so he can spend it on children's toys. Why are there people who haven't realized this yet?

 

[Lucas Wolf]

It's legitimate, he is listed as one of the members going

 

[ON 190]

View attachment 238257 It's legitimate, he is listed as one of the members going

Dear god... his expression in his Facebook profile picture is terrifying

 

[MMX]

View attachment 238257 It's legitimate, he is listed as one of the members going

So I guess being a lesbian souled trans pegi sister goes out the window when there's a convention for males he wants to attend.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Dear god... his expression in his Facebook profile picture is terrifying

I was thinking the same thing. It's less autism and more rigor mortis.

 

[The Fool]

I was thinking the same thing. It's less autism and more rigor mortis.

He died long ago but refuses to stop moving

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

BronyCon is $70 for a standard 3 day pass one day is either $40 or $3, and the convention is about two hours away from him. The hotel, Hilton Baltimore, is over a hundred bucks a night. The other hotels in the area are pretty pricey too. I don't think Chris can afford this con, judging by his frequent e-begging.

Lets not forget the highways around Baltimore are literally deathtraps, and there's lots of no-go areas that Chris really shouldn't stray into.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Please tell me that big bird took a shit all over her lap because otherwise... (insert freezer joke)

 

[Trilby]

Please tell me that big bird took a shit all over her lap because otherwise... (insert freezer joke)

I'm hoping that's just some crappy tie-dyed effort.

 

[muh_moobs]

I know this is optimistic as fuck (my booty hole is ready for the ratings) but wouldn't it be swell if this is another effort by CWC to host a Sonichu panel at a large event? Should the stars align and Chris tries again, it sure would be a spectacle if he succeeded.

 

[MMX]

The big question is
Will Chris wash the pony shirt before going

 

[IV 445]

The big question is
Will Chris was the pony shirt before going

wash, I think you meant.

But yeah he will wear his "DJ p0n3" get-up same as last year. I don't have the images right now, but the reactions from passerbys were priceless.

 

[MMX]

wash, I think you meant.

But yeah he will wear his "DJ p0n3" get-up same as last year. I don't have the images right now, but the reactions from passerbys were priceless.

Then I guess the question is Will that have been washed since last time