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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    2.6%
  2. Barb

    3.2%
  3. Sonichu

    11.7%
  4. Bob's corpse

    6.6%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    63.3%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    16.0%
  7. Cole Smithey

    4.9%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.6%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.4%
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  1. He may not think of it as an assault, but technically what he was portraying one. It says a lot about how he views his own sexuality as well as that of gay men.
    It was not even a typical SJW "he looked at my ankles" type of assault, it was a blatantly aggressive male taking advantage of the naivete of someone Chris termed himself as a child.
     
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  2. I used to think this thread was a bad idea, having fresh Chris content being buried under hundreds of pages of autism. But I like this thread now, I can always open it and see something new.

    Chris is truly the golden goose.
     
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  3. Chris is stupid as fuck.

    Heh, at one point, he had some older, married woman buying him his amiibos for him. I think she was one of the mother's of one of the little kids he plays pokemon with. That cracked me up because it was like Chris was a drug addict, finding someone to smuggle him his fix.
    I see it more as a sitcom thing, like where a girl is looking in the opposite direction, and the male hero taps her on the shoulder and she turns her face into his kissing lips. Chris kinda tried that at the Emily date. (Which I feel guilty about.)

    Or it's kind of like the dramatic climax of some cheesy 80's movie, where, before the hero goes off to win the day, he kisses the love interest, lest he get mangled and die in battle.

    It's cutesy sitcom bullshit, just with men. I think that's what Chris was going for.

    Chris is a cartoon man, living in his cartoon world. And he gets into trouble whenever he strays into the real world.
     
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  4. Well glad I don't have to ruin my eyes over that!

    I'm sure the Ruckersville folk don't go for that shit!

    It would make sense if he can find a decent apartment in town.

    "Legend of the Overfiend" (the English edited release) was quite a big deal over here when that tape was in every mall record shop imaginable back in the 90's.

    It wouldn't surprise me if Chris can't tell the difference between buying offline (at a store) and buying online (especially from the same store).
     
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  5. At least in the "social justice" circles he's currently imitating autistically, it's pretty much hip to hate gay men so much that the Westboro Baptist Church would say damn son, tone it down a little.
     
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  6. Imagine how sad it would be if Chris thinks being banned from the store means being banned from it online too.
     
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  7. Chris's ego is so massive that he thinks he has billions of fans, he often gets irritated when he has to explain what sonichu is as we are expected to already know.
     
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  8. Nah that part is "theory of mind" autistic symptoms, perceiving that somebody ought to know what you're already thinking, due mostly to lack of empathy.
     
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  9. image.jpeg I hope he brings Barb and makes her dress up like rainbow jack, he brought Barb to another convention in 2013. image.png
     
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  10. Balitimore ? Thats a big trip for Chris.
    Also isn't Chris a pegisister, to good for our brute gender but not our (shudder) convention

    "Rainbow jack" obvious brony bait....
     
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  11. First time out of the state in years.
     
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  12. Not like cost is ever a concern for Chris when it comes to frivolous desires, but arent cons pretty expensive when it comes to getting in & buying a bunch of merch and shit? Not to mention chris has to dress like his favorite defective horse
     
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  13. Is this one of those situations were Chris simply doesn't know where anything in the world is in relation to himself. It's a pretty big 150 mile trip for Chris. He was surprised just encountering one toll road outside his local area.
    E-begging for travel and room costs when
     
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  14. optimistic for a shitload of chances for people to humrously encounter/record him!
     
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  15. Can't wait for the convention meltdown where he shrieks that Vinyl Scratch is his waifu, and no BRUTE MALE can have her!!!
     
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  16. im going to rape chris at bronycon

    BronyCon is $70 for a standard 3 day pass one day is either $40 or $3, and the convention is about two hours away from him. The hotel, Hilton Baltimore, is over a hundred bucks a night. The other hotels in the area are pretty pricey too. I don't think Chris can afford this con, judging by his frequent e-begging.
     
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  17. This time, she'll be his brain damaged wing-woman.
    "Spot me 20 dollars mudder, dat little Philly's got muh name written all over hers".
     
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  18. He would be one of the least autistic there
    Plus his non Virgin status would make him an alpha to those horse fuckers.

    Face it he won't be going
     
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  19. Lol no he can afford it. The e-begging is just because he knows it is the difference between having $500 and $800 in lego for the month.

    The real problem is not that he couldn't afford it, it's that he'd blow it all on the first day and be stuck sleeping in his car the next few nights, with no food money and a maxed out card that can't book a hotel.
     
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