Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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Strelok

Perfectly Cromulent Poster
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im going to rape chris at bronycon


BronyCon is $70 for a standard 3 day pass one day is either $40 or $3, and the convention is about two hours away from him. The hotel, Hilton Baltimore, is over a hundred bucks a night. The other hotels in the area are pretty pricey too. I don't think Chris can afford this con, judging by his frequent e-begging.
Lol no he can afford it. The e-begging is just because he knows it is the difference between having $500 and $800 in lego for the month.

The real problem is not that he couldn't afford it, it's that he'd blow it all on the first day and be stuck sleeping in his car the next few nights, with no food money and a maxed out card that can't book a hotel.
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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@Marvin Your neck of the woods.
Oh shit, I've been dealing with these faggots for years. I'm not going to pay money to go into the convention, but I'll swing by the convention center when they're in town, just to get a look at the freakshow.

I've talked about it in the past:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shocking-pornhub-poll-results-regarding-bronies.11346/page-2#post-879808
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-18-2014-rebrick-lego-high-school.3942/page-14#post-263790
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/my-little-brony-ii-the-cloppening.6186/page-199#post-1580680

I kinda hope Chris doesn't go, because I'm going to be getting drunk at another convention that same weekend. But if he does go, I'll definitely get someone to document the festivities.
I hope he brings Barb and makes her dress up like rainbow jack, he brought Barb to another convention in 2013.
Wait, which convention was this?
Is this one of those situations were Chris simply doesn't know where anything in the world is in relation to himself. It's a pretty big 150 mile trip for Chris. He was surprised just encountering one toll road outside his local area.
E-begging for travel and room costs when
Chris regularly goes down to NoVA (plus the Ohio trip), so he's familiar with the scale of the distance.
 

Tubular Monkey

Very much Greatly extroverted
kiwifarms.net
Is this one of those situations were Chris simply doesn't know where anything in the world is in relation to himself. It's a pretty big 150 mile trip for Chris. He was surprised just encountering one toll road outside his local area.
It's a relatively easy drive. You just pass Australia a couple of times, then circle around your old high school for a few hours and you're there.
 

Stephanie Bustcakes

This is what Chris actually believes
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Huh, despite not having enough and begging for money for bills he can still find time to attend an expensive convention. He really is a Brony.
Chris's "we don't have enough money for bills" shtick is a lie and a con. he's begging for money so he can spend it on children's toys. Why are there people who haven't realized this yet?
 

Tennis-Ball-Tony

Coolest cracker in the box
kiwifarms.net
BronyCon is $70 for a standard 3 day pass one day is either $40 or $3, and the convention is about two hours away from him. The hotel, Hilton Baltimore, is over a hundred bucks a night. The other hotels in the area are pretty pricey too. I don't think Chris can afford this con, judging by his frequent e-begging.
Lets not forget the highways around Baltimore are literally deathtraps, and there's lots of no-go areas that Chris really shouldn't stray into.
 

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