Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

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It's gross enough that Chris has to hit on Doopie but knowing that he is stalking her while making kids and adults alike feel uncomfortable at a family oriented restaurant is just.......WTF

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If you can't say anything nice without completely A-logging, than you shouldn't say anything nice at all. I am just glad that everyone now knows, that to Chris, womanhood and transgenderism are just like inputting a secret code on a video game.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris uploaded this preview.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

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New CWC relic of fail - Cat Magnet

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris uploaded this preview.

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PlayStation trophy for becoming a trans woman eh? So it's superficial and has absolutely no significance or real value. Seems fitting.

 

[Bandit Keith]

New CWC relic of fail - Cat Magnet

Ohhh I guess it is a magnet. I thought it was a kitty-shaped eraser or something.

I was having an Honor Roll moment.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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What kind of customers does that McD usually have to not kick out a 35 year old transtrender doodling with crayons?

 

[AnOminous]

Doopie has defended Chris on Twitter before.

She seems well intentioned. I hope she doesn't regret that.

Actually I sort of hope she does because it could end up really funny.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris uploaded this preview.

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It's always video games, isn't it, fuckwit? Always video games.

 

[Stress Sigh]

If life was a vidya game Chris would have all the dumb pointless achievements like "lay in bed for 48 straight" or "Get banned from X amount of places"

 

[Karen Riley]

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We know in the past that Doopie's video about meeting her boyfriend on the internet upset him a little. It gives my heart joy knowing that Chris really wants to have a bit of Doopie in his life but she'll always be out of his league.

He might have mellowed a lot in recent years for sure but Chris's ego and entitlement has never dropped. He probably thinks as an 'adoring fan,' he's utterly perfect for her yet even if Doopie was a single lesbian Chris will never get anything asides from a placating nod and a smile. I'd imagine that gnaws at him, even if it's just a little.

 

[Bluespike]

Chris uploaded this preview.

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Life Trophy sounds like another name for CWC Relic of Fail

 

[MMX]

If life was a vidya game Chris would have all the dumb pointless achievements like "lay in bed for 48 straight" or "Get banned from X amount of places"

If Chris and all his achievements were summed up in a single video game trophy
"This is dark souls"

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris uploaded this preview.

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i'm sorry but that just made me think of

 

[Trilby]

What kind of customers does that McD usually have to not kick out a 35 year old transtrender doodling with crayons?

They're probably in their 50's/60's and couldn't give a shit either way, though I don't suppose Ruckersville is anything like the town in Big Top Pee-Wee where they had it up to here with Chris' antics and would love to kick him out at any moment!

i'm sorry but that just made me think of

It's always the right time for that!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What kind of customers does that McD usually have to not kick out a 35 year old transtrender doodling with crayons?

If we're talking Ruckersville, then they'd have to be infinitely worse than just a confused (wo)manchild coloring in a comic page.

 

[Positron]

Does that mean Robbie is ready to face-rape people with his mangina?

 

[cohensd]

They're probably in their 50's/60's and couldn't give a shit either way, though I don't suppose Ruckersville is anything like the town in Big Top Pee-Wee where they had it up to here with Chris' antics and would love to kick him out at any moment!


It's always the right time for that!

Much like Pee Wee, they could just give him a pickle.

 

[ON 190]

If Chris and all his achievements were summed up in a single video game trophy
"This is dark souls"

I would kill to see Chris play Dark Souls.

 

[sonichu is dead]

Even that magnet is filthy. God damn, Chris.

 

[nvrwastetree]

We know in the past that Doopie's video about meeting her boyfriend on the internet upset him a little. It gives my heart joy knowing that Chris really wants to have a bit of Doopie in his life but she'll always be out of his league.

He might have mellowed a lot in recent years for sure but Chris's ego and entitlement has never dropped. He probably thinks as an 'adoring fan,' he's utterly perfect for her yet even if Doopie was a single lesbian Chris will never get anything asides from a placating nod and a smile. I'd imagine that gnaws at him, even if it's just a little.

What video is this?? Also, did Chris end up bawwwing about it on Facebook?