Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Erubetie]

I strongly suspect DerpyDoMe is going to regret cozying up to CWC.

Doopie is to CWC as Greta is to Phil, at least in some sort of way.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

She is an attention whore. Doopie will relish attention from Chris until she can smell him. Then she might nope out.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Instead of hitting on Doopie for romance, he's basically after a relationship like he has with mother. Which is also extremely creepy.

Edit: So he's not irked about her having a boyfriend, since, well, Bob was married to his mother and loved him. Which now is even more creepy.

It's like that King of the Hill episode where that pig slaughter guy wanted to turn Luanne into the pig lady.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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Doesn't quite have the same ring as "BOLDY SPICY!"

Advice given by someone who shit his pants from eating a whopperrito.

 

[Chester Rigby]

Advice given by someone who shit his pants from eating a whopperrito.

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That last bit sounds like a haiku, or some shit like that:

I feel the chili sauce,
something in it
really did not agree with me;
had diarrhea.

[APPLAUSE]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Considering Chris found mighty wings to be spicy, it was probably the chili sauce itself that did it

 

[BB 876]

Chris food review channel when??

 

[The Dude]

When doesn't Chris have the trots? Wouldn't surprise me if he's got IBS or Colitis like his meemaw.

Edit: Also, so lady-like, him talking about having the Hershey Squirts publicly like that.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

When doesn't Chris have the trots? Wouldn't surprise me if he's got IBS or Colitis like his meemaw.

Edit: Also, so lady-like, him talking about having the Hershey Squirts publicly like that.

You mean that's totally not what women talk about in the bathroom??

 

[The Dude]

You mean that's totally not what women talk about in the bathroom??

Obviously they talk about periods and tampons and shopping.

 

[CWCchange]

Chris food review channel when??

He's already an accumplished drinks connoisseur.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Erubetie]

"Stoking Preposterous"?
Where does CWC get this retarded language from? Did Barb give him a Thesaurus for his birthday or something?
Also, 100% bet that he'd be praising Sausage Party if Doopie liked it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

"Stoking Preposterous"?
Where does CWC get this exceptional language from? Did Barb give him a Thesaurus for his birthday or something?
Also, 100% bet that he'd be praising Sausage Party if Doopie liked it.

Unless she mentions having watched it with his boyfriend, then it would just trigger Chris into another tirade about it.

 

[BurningPewter]

Also, 100% bet that he'd be praising Sausage Party if Doopie liked it.

Well, there was that pony/furry porn he defended to her - she said it was gross and he said "sorry I disagree".

Chris is not cucked. He will remain base and stand up to Doopie. When they are an item he will watch pony porn whenever he darn well pleases.

 

[Gav01]

Man, I was actually about to agree with Chris until he busted out the tardterpretation of Elizabethan English. Seriously, where does he get this shit from? Even the worst of British comedies wouldn't make an Anglophile talk like that.

 

[BB 876]

I am honestly shocked he didn't like sausage party. I bet old chris would have, current chris is trying too hard to score feminist brownie points for China.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I could think of cringier parties:

 

[Philosophy Phil]

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Completely believable opinion that is in no way biased or created solely for finding a common footing with someone who already has acknowledged that you will never be considered a friend or a partner, but rather someone to be pitied and talked to as a child due to your exceptionalism, Chris.

 

[dacwcman69]

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Stoked barbarian almost made more sense than his correction; its safe to say Chris loses his grip on the English language a little more each day.