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"Stoking Preposterous"?
Where does CWC get this exceptional language from? Did Barb give him a Thesaurus for his birthday or something?
Also, 100% bet that he'd be praising Sausage Party if Doopie liked it.
He needs a dictionary to go with it, because the words he uses makes absolutely no sense describing Sausage Party. "Barbarian" might be accurate as an opinion, but not for Chris because he is a barbarian who lives in a yurt at 14 Branchland Court and contributes nothing to society.
 
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The American Hedgehog

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purepowerlevel

Still workin' on it.
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Chris is more likely to have Legos screwed in down there... :horrifying:
I call. He can't screw in shit. Unless he has been diligently keeping his "included with AdamandEve order" dildos inserted in the un-clit (which I'm fairly sure has mostly healed, given his relative chris_and_health,) he is still impeded by the ugly growth.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Funny considering the kid in that photo is probably more smart and successful than Chris will ever be.
Either he's clumsily trying to take advantage of that person's generosity or his social filter is just that broken.
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"Which I would like to proudly display in a jar if you die before I do"....

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AnOminous

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I think the most un-SJW thing he's done is the hiring of the sex worker. SJWs can forgive a mentally ill tran person losing their shit in a store - they'd dismiss that as a forgivable "meltdown", but not the hiring of Mia which many of them would consider rape.

He only stuck his girl penis into her. She was a brave and heroic sex worker anyway.
 

CoolGuyHitler

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Incoming: Exceptional things are coming, you've been warned. I'm not about to give Chris money for this trash, but I'm sure we'll get a thread for fools to sperg out here shortly.

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Chris also gets mad people are trolling him based off "outdated" information. -snrk-

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Well. Atleast, he's embarrassed about all the insane shit he's done I'll give him that.
 
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