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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Wikkid Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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  1. Christ... look at the way that horn just sinks into his fat forehead.

    Also come on Chris, if you're gonna call yourself a women atleast shave.
     
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    CoolGuyHitler

    CoolGuyHitler Hollacaust

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  2. For us False and Dishonest fans, I suppose the best alternative is the Islamic Content rating.
     
    Male Soul

    Male Soul Hey look, I can get pussy!

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  3. screenshot-twitter.com 2017-08-12 08-10-51.png screenshot-twitter.com 2017-08-12 08-11-09.png
     
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    dacwcman69

    dacwcman69 IT WAS A ASSIDENT

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  4. I mean we were, but then Chris got pissy cause we did what he said.
     
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    Darling-Nikki

    Darling-Nikki Thikki the MewChu

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  5. Looks like we got a new -which besides amongwhich, besideswhich
     
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    The Fool

    The Fool hey this is making me shit

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  6. With all these -whichs Chris should open either a Deli or a halloween costume store.
     
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    Feline Darkmage

    Feline Darkmage "Additional Pylon"
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  7. He still can't buy a Switch. :heart-empty:
     
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  8. Has he ever cared about the Switch? I only remember him being attached to his PS3/4.
     
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    Nero Claudius Crossdressing Red Saber

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    FightenGnome Amateur Christorian

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  9. He said he will wait for the price to go down, but the thing is fucking dirt cheap, he just sucks too much at knowing how to pre order something that has such limited supply.
     
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  10. Casey weseluck autographed the combination that started it all.
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  11. She was probably just grateful that Chris didn't ask her to sign his tits
     
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    admiral On the path to enlightenment
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  12. If this was the old days trolls would be figuring out how to blackmail him into sticking that up his butt...ah the good old days.
     
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    Darndirty Just the kink.

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  13. Last time he said anything about it he was confused what it is.
     
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  14. someone plz tweet this at chris:
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    neger psykolog

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  15. Chris should've had her sign one of the pages where Chris fights against da homos, im sure that would've produced a different outcome.
     
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    dacwcman69

    dacwcman69 IT WAS A ASSIDENT

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  16. [​IMG]
    We've reached peak cringe.
     
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    Mariposa Electrique Unca Scrooge!
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