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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    2.6%
  2. Barb

    3.2%
  3. Sonichu

    11.7%
  4. Bob's corpse

    6.6%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    63.3%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    16.0%
  7. Cole Smithey

    4.9%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.6%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.4%
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  1. His high school gal-pal? Probably not. This is Dana:

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    She's obsessed with Pokemon. She has an active Twitter account, but I guess she never told Chris about it, and it has over 4,000 tweets about Pokemon and anime. Her other social media accounts are also filled with Pokemon.

    Luring? Chris just knows her from Pokemon club and they have a couple other shared interests, like that Lego movie.

    Chris goes to UVA because his LGBT groups on FB give him info on events there, like the Pulse memorial or the Love is Love song.

    I don't think there's enough info for a wiki page. She is mentioned on the Chris and socialization page, though (partially redacted as Alexa P).
     
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  2. Shit I called it.

    Poor Tara...

    MAKE IT STOP

    *sigh*
    No.
     

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  3. Who the fuck pays $60 for a font when if you google around enough you can get practically any of them for free off mediafire or something?
     
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  4. It is considered good form to pay for the font you use if you are going to publish something using it.
    In Chris case he is simply too inept at google fu and simply went with the first link he clicked.

    Someone who takes a payday loan to buy a gaming console is not going to bother spending 10min online comparing prices
     
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  5. Chris started pledging to Michelle Creber's Patreon (she's a voice actress for MLP).

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  6. I like how he's broke as shit and still donates to ultra successful youtube channels.
     
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  7. It looks like Chris is linin'em up, looking for his next victim.

    Not pictured: Sanity.
     
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  8. and he couldn't use a free to use font because he has to absolutely copy other people.
     
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  9. The best part about Chris becoming Michelle's patron is that Patreon helpfully emailed his supporters to let them know how he was squandering the money he should use on shipping.

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  10. She looks like a dyke now
     
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  11. I can't believe people are stupid enough to give Chris money
     
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  12. It hit me in the feels that Chris tried to donate to Cole. It's like he's decided on throwing money as a way to get people's attention. Hot girl won't notice you, brother won't speak to you, send them money. Just like his heart on a string, but now dollars on a string.

    He's still donating to Dolan...? All his money will go on Jess' condoms and lube to use on Doopie.
     
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  13. "Really fucking up" is basically Chris' entire strategy for life. The only reason he hasn't been killed yet is because even the Reaper wants to see what he does next.

    Isn't she like 17? Oh God Chris no don't.
     
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  14. That's probably why Chris likes her. Same with Doopie, to some extent.

    I'm surprised Dolan haven't blocked and refunded him as well, seeing as Doopie is part of it.
     
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  15. I don't think they really feel the need. With Doopie, it felt very much like a case of Chris basically trying to buy her friendship (and any benefits thereof), so it would have been kind of shitty if she'd said "I want nothing to do with you apart from this money thx." Planet Dolan is a group of people who Chris seems to like in their own right for some reason, so there's no real obligation behind the donation. They don't have to indulge him, he's just a fan showing his appreciation.
     
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  16. Color me surprised, but Dolan doesnt appear the overly giver-of-fucks type
     
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  17. When did this happen? I don't remember reading about this. Was this when he bought the Switch and pretended it was a gift?
     
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    Chris throws a party in imagination land and creeps on jailbait.......*WINK* *WINK*:tomgirl:

    Keep in mind, Chris does not know any of these people, and they're paid to be nice to everyone.

    That invite list is autistic:
    • Britney Spears
    • Amy Jo Johnson
    • Pamela Anderson
    All these women that have no real social relation whatsoever would put Chris' invite on the top of their list of restraining orders.
     
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  19. Nah, that was a PS4.

    If he has a Switch, it was bought with tardbux.
     
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  20. The victim list growth like his gut.

    Wonder who he will target next...

    Or who will be the next Doopie
     
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