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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Marvin

Christorical Figure
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See, I would consider buying Chris' books, because the guy has given me years of entertainment, and technically producing his comics is working for his donations. But I'm not going to, because he is guaranteed to pull shit like this every single time. He never, ever learns. What's going to happen now is someone's going to complain, he'll get all stressed out and the whole scheme will fall apart once again. See you in another decade, Sonichu.
Chris has been sending out printed versions of the Sonichu comics. Just patchily, of course.
That stuff shows up in emails


That's not how it works, Chris.
If you sell something, you have to physically have it. You can't have it made later, up to months later, given your shitty money management.
So I guess his Patreon is gonna get shut down within the week, because he hasn't made good on his sales.
Also this coming week, he loses his car.
Chris is going to be one pissy bitch.

P.S. What Chris is doing is technically fraud, as you can't sell a product you don't physically own. That's called "back ordering" and you have to be explicit about it.
If the site starts getting complaints, Chris could be in some serious trouble.
No, patreon is not a platform for selling merchandise. You can't sell stuff through patreon. What happens is that you pledge money to people, and they nominally mention that you might get something in return.

If they don't send anything out, you can't complain to patreon that you didn't receive your merchandise because there was no obligation to send anything out to begin with. Your only option, both legally and according to patreon's rules, is to just stop giving them money in the future.

Though as noted above, Chris is sending out comics. People have posted about it. He's just patchy and lazy, and if he misses deadlines, meh, who gives a shit? Chris surely doesn't. (And honestly, most of his patrons probably don't either. I suspect most of them take his excuses at face value; they probably signed up to give to Chris' patreon and forget about it until the shit shows up in the mail, or doesn't, like this month.)
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC.
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I really must doubt that if chris stops being a Like a dumb manchild playing with toys and also being the worst transgender and hear me out because this asshole I can't take him anymore he's just a autistic neckbeard.
The thing is, Chris can't be the worst at something that he's not (transgender). Can someone confirm this is not OPL, it sounds dumb enough.
 
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Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
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Chris throws a party in imagination land and creeps on jailbait.......*WINK* *WINK*:tomgirl:

Keep in mind, Chris does not know any of these people, and they're paid to be nice to everyone.

That invite list is autistic:
  • Britney Spears
  • Amy Jo Johnson
  • Pamela Anderson
All these women that have no real social relation whatsoever would put Chris' invite on the top of their list of restraining orders.
LOL @ Amy Jo Johnson. The only Power Ranger Chris has a chance of having dinner with is Thuy Trang.
 

JTRH-NBR

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Chris is following Michelle Creber's mom on Twitter.

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Something happened to him at bronycon because ever since returning from it he's been virtually surrounding himself with the show's cast and speaking about friendships and love ad nauseam to them like they give two shits. Imagine someone who otherwise gets no social feedback suddenly being surrounded by hundreds of people who are at his level of social deficiency and thus not immediately repulsed by his behaviour, or paid to be nice to him. The contrast must be feeding his ego something chronic. 6 years too late he latched on to the show, the fandom and everything they stand for and he's going to hold on for dear life.
 

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