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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    2.6%
  2. Barb

    3.2%
  3. Sonichu

    11.7%
  4. Bob's corpse

    6.6%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    63.3%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    16.0%
  7. Cole Smithey

    4.9%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.6%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.4%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Chris has been sending out printed versions of the Sonichu comics. Just patchily, of course.
    No, patreon is not a platform for selling merchandise. You can't sell stuff through patreon. What happens is that you pledge money to people, and they nominally mention that you might get something in return.

    If they don't send anything out, you can't complain to patreon that you didn't receive your merchandise because there was no obligation to send anything out to begin with. Your only option, both legally and according to patreon's rules, is to just stop giving them money in the future.

    Though as noted above, Chris is sending out comics. People have posted about it. He's just patchy and lazy, and if he misses deadlines, meh, who gives a shit? Chris surely doesn't. (And honestly, most of his patrons probably don't either. I suspect most of them take his excuses at face value; they probably signed up to give to Chris' patreon and forget about it until the shit shows up in the mail, or doesn't, like this month.)
     
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  2. I really must doubt that if chris stops being a Like a dumb manchild playing with toys and also being the worst transgender and hear me out because this asshole I can't take him anymore he's just a autistic neckbeard.
     
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  3. Look out everybody! There's a 13-year-old edgelord in town!
     
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  4. The thing is, Chris can't be the worst at something that he's not (transgender). Can someone confirm this is not OPL, it sounds dumb enough.
     
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  5. Don't feed the adolescent edgelord any further! The more you do it, the more autistic things he's going to defecate. I had to learn that the hard way.
     
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  6. So he is a crossdresser?
     
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  7. LOL @ Amy Jo Johnson. The only Power Ranger Chris has a chance of having dinner with is Thuy Trang.
     
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  8. Is Chris just playing spin the blow up doll at cum-inked famous women names on his walls?
     
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  10. I think he meant to say Whoever instead of however.
     
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  11. This is literally the most incoherent thing he's ever said.
     
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  12. English isn't his first language.

    He's fluent in autism though.
     
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  13. Not without some serious yardwork
     
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  14. Chris is following Michelle Creber's mom on Twitter.

    screenshot-twitter.com 2017-08-19 14-24-08.png
     
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  15. Doopie also gave people like Chris a benefit of the doubt, now there's an entire saga named after her, and it's still going.
     
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  16. Man, that - that reminds me of something. Some kind of similar situation having to do with Chris's past. Tip o' my tongue. Can't quite put my finger on it ...
     
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  17. [​IMG]
    Not creepy at all.

    See, Chris can have a platonic relationship with a woman....as long as she's black.
     
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  18. Something happened to him at bronycon because ever since returning from it he's been virtually surrounding himself with the show's cast and speaking about friendships and love ad nauseam to them like they give two shits. Imagine someone who otherwise gets no social feedback suddenly being surrounded by hundreds of people who are at his level of social deficiency and thus not immediately repulsed by his behaviour, or paid to be nice to him. The contrast must be feeding his ego something chronic. 6 years too late he latched on to the show, the fandom and everything they stand for and he's going to hold on for dear life.
     
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