Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Philosophy Phil]

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About as truthful as "Raffle Prizes will be sent out in June."
10 bucks Chris thinks this is okay because all his animals sounds like this when living in the garbage paradise that is 14 Branchland, and that a visit to the vet wouldn't be worth the banana (Lego) money.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

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Doesn't even warrant a frowny face...

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

Doesn't even warrant a frowny face...

Chris doesn't care about his pets, they're more akin to toys that break.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

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Why didn't Chris take Barb to a doctor again? She needs it more than Sorbet ever needed to go to the vet.

Why does that obese horse have human style tits and a visible vag?

And how could she have a vag, and yet have no nipples? I hate when furries do shit like that. They give their fursonas a vagina which probably acts as nothing more than an abyss to an unknown world, and yet they don't give the character nipples to breastfeed whatever comes out of that dark abyss. That's sort of the same reason why most females share those two body parts. Naturally, it's because they're supposed to care for the young ones, so they're supposed to be the ones that give birth to the babies and nurture them. I feel as though the reason why people do this is because they know what they're doing is beyond pathetic, so they make the breasts seem less sexual by removing the nipples, but yet at the same time, they want to feed their addiction, so they add a pussy for good measure.

Also, am I the only one that notices that Chris' obvious fap material has Cheeto fingers?

This chick is every Brony's dream come true. She's a shitty humanoid OC that exists simply for fapping to, she's fat (like a lot of bronies), and she even has the Cheeto fingers! All she needs now is a fedora, and the Bronies would think she was 20% Cooler. And to top it all off, for Chris, she walks around with a horn on her forehead. I wonder how often she gets called a "Nazi Jester".

TL;DR

The OC is shit, Chris obviously thinks it's sexy, God damn it where are the fucking nipples, and she has Cheeto Fingers.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

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Translation: the cost of surgery was at least 3 months worth of toy money, so Sorbet can just live with it

 

[jc17]

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"I dream of autism." :autism:

We fucking get it, Chris. A show made for four year olds has shattered your fragile mind and now you can't go 2 minutes without fantasizing about horse tramp stamps and dreaming about shoving a unicorn horn up your ass.

 

[MMX]

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"I dream of autism." :autism:

So even Subconcious Chris knows he shouldn't be dressed as a unicorn in.church

 

[Chanchu]

You guys lose your shit over that damn cat. Almost as important, I wonder who lost their bet over it being stuffed.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I give a pass on Chris when it comes to Sorbet. He was a stray he took in so he's not a house cat. Not Chris' fault it got hit and he did right by taking it to the vet.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Who's willing to bet that he gave his cats cigarettes?

Valium maybe, or maybe he lifted some of Sorbet's painkillers. #Hillbillyheroin

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman69]

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Chris is probably sitting in the hoard wondering where he can find a sea full of china.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

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Fun Fact, Michelle Creber voices an MLP character called "Apple Bloom". This is what she looks like, reading Chris' most recent deviant behavior:

Chris is probably sitting in the hoard wondering where he can find a sea full of china.

I wonder if that sea of China has a huge navy in it.

Who's willing to bet that he gave his cats cigarettes?

Some sort of fluid most likely accumulated in Sorbet's lungs. His attempts at meowing clearly show it.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

I hope Sorbet is fine but I doubt

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I still forgot that Michelle is a woman and not a boi

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Chanchu]

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The manchild stalkth

 

[ZehnBoat]

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adding the blushing emoji and a flower gives +2 to friendship points

 

[DarkSydePundit]

adding the blushing emoji and a flower gives +2 to friendship points

doesn't matter if he gets -28 points for replying to them as Chris Chan

 

[PsychoNerd054]

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Memories with what, Chris? Are you somehow inferring that your prey has actually met these characters in some parallel dimension?

 

[AnOminous]

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Now he's perving on a 17 year old.