Containment Random Chris Updates -

[A Skeleton]

Chris is arguing with fools and claiming to be in a real conversation with the lesbian.

"Love, Life, and Hap. No piness, please."

 

[Sporkipine]

Btw I am said fool that told Chris he should just go and play games instead. Like I enjoy watching him fail , but I don't wanna push him. I like watching my car crashes from a distance , but watching the same crash each night can get boring. Chris needs to leave all these youtube girls alone and focus on himself and do things that won't attract any attention on him.

 

[Positron]

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"Love, Life, and Hap. No piness, please."

You may argue whether something that bent still qualifies as a "pin".

 

[Sporkipine]

Chris is just gonna do this song and dance every night now. He needs to leave these 20 something youtubers alone. He won't ever learn , no matter how many times he is told off.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

He's going to keep cyber-stalking voice actresses until someone gets creeped out enough and mad enough to file an injunction or restraining order on his ass.

 

[Mangosteen]

Man, Chris is thirsty AF. Is Nowacking gonna be the new Doopie?

 

[Rupin]

Chris has become another Lucas Werner pretty much

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

You know, it's when I see those long sentences broken between multiple responses that the full weight of what's happening hits me: Chris isn't merely trying to mack on these women, he's trying to hold conversations with them. He goes on and on, as if the OP's tweet had invited him to share his thoughts like he was a good acquaintance. It's fascinating to watch (but exceedingly boring to read. Sweet sammiches, when Chris isn't angry, he is dull).

 

[Lemmy]

Rude

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's almost as if a lesbian doesn't want to date a fat, self-centered manchild with a penis

 

[Fapcop]

Rude
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YOU TELL'EM CHRIS?!

You unlocked that achievement truly and honestly, how dare they try and take that away from you!!


But... Didn't Chris just write to Nowacking how all his relationships were just trolls?!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

YOU TELL'EM CHRIS?!

You unlocked that achievement truly and honestly, how dare they try and take that away from you!!


But... Didn't Chris just write to Nowacking how all his relationships were just trolls?!

I think he views the relationship with Catie as real, and possibly Megan and the Wallflower. He has been known to employ flexible thinking with his past "relationships." They're real if a lot of relationship experience would be useful to him.

 

[allisonamber]

can we address how if chris listens to the subliminal frequancy videos as often as we think, that means the chandler house may have blaring drones playing all throughout the house?

 

[Fapcop]

Welp, Chris has taken to just mass-tweeting MLP voice actors:

And some (most likely) trolls manage to squeeze a one sentence answer out of OPL.

Revealing to nobody's surprise, that Chris can be the biggest fan of something, but if it includes the risk of physical exercise, his response is more likely to be a stress-sigh and a shrug than active participation.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Of course he doesn't play Pokemon Go, that would require him to go outside.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Not only would it require him to go outside but you know his fucking lazy ass wouldn't be able to break from routine to visit a Pokestop UNLESS it got him some china.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@Subconcious Offense , Chris commented on your drawing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Reads like an 8-year-old staying up late to watch SNL.

 

[Fapcop]

Not only would it require him to go outside but you know his fucking lazy ass wouldn't be able to break from routine to visit a Pokestop UNLESS it got him some china.

I wonder how many weeks it would take him to hatch a 2km egg, unless he'd go full retard and drive everyone crazy, by chugging along Main St. in his car doing 5 mph.

It's really dumb of him, really. Pokemon Go would prob offer way more opportunities for socializing and meeting possible China-opportunities than pretty much anything else he does.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Reads like an 8-year-old staying up late to watch SNL.

From Planet Dolan to Saberspark what's the odds he's going after PanPizza and his little sisssssssssster Emily next?

I wonder how many weeks it would take him to hatch a 2km egg, unless he'd go full exceptional individual and drive everyone crazy, by chugging along Main St. in his car doing 5 mph.

It's really dumb of him, really. Pokemon Go would prob offer way more opportunities for socializing and meeting possible China-opportunities than pretty much anything else he does.

Man I haven't played the game in months just because I got bored of it not fucking working half the time on my bike. Dumpy wouldn't do the 5mph thing he'd haul ass at a whopping 20, think that's good, and get nothing because he's too thickheaded to understand. He wouldn't hatch an egg which is probably why he quit.