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Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Apologies for double posting. Forgot how to add images.
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Chris, angry and delusional, launches into a jealous rage over Pewdie's china forgetting that PP is a tall, attractive, Sweed with tons of money while Chris is a sad, bald, fat transvestite who stalks women over twitter. It's totally your fanbase, Chris. Keep telling yourself that. I don't think Chris realizes how several students have probably written lengthy essays detailing the reasons he will die alone.
 
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Rupin

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Wait, Chris is railing against the injustice of the break-up on the grounds that it doesn't match his self-insert fanfic? Just... :autism::autism::autism:


I personally would love to see Chris do a crossover with Assigned Male. I don't give a shit about Planet Dolan or MLP, I want to see Chris bring Stephie and That Little Blonde Gay Kid to CWCville while Labelle pretends to like it because she knows her fanbase will devour her if she doesn't humour the tard.

Maybe if Chris pisses her off enough she'll insert him into her comic getting owned by Stephie.
 

CoolGuyHitler

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Apologies for double posting. Forgot how to add images.
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Yes, Chris. The reason why Pewd was able to get a girlfriend and not you is because of the fans.
 

MMX

True defective
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Chris, angry and delusional, launches into a jealous rage over Pewdie's china forgetting that PP is a tall, attractive, Sweed with tons of money while Chris is a sad, bald, fat transvestite who stalks women over twitter. It's totally your fanbase, Chris. Keep telling yourself that. I don't think Chris realizes how several students have probably written lengthy essays about the reasons he will die alone.

I think the key difference really is
Marzia exists, pewds atleast got her mobile number before declaring her true and honest
Jessica on the other hand is probably some guy with a feeder fetish and access to some girls photos, probably kengle but Chris declared her his lovely weather after a few years of passive aggressive facebook comments.
 

nvrwastetree

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Well they both have really autistic fan bases, so I guess it's a fair comparison.

Not really since Chris is poor as shit, and PewDiePie has money. I also heard his girlfriend was once a camwhore, anyone else hear this?? Also, guess Chris doesn't realize that only weirdos call their significant others "sweeties" everytime they mention the person.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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So I was just scrolling my timeline and this came upView attachment 296430... Isn't that kind of a sexist tweet for a lady such as yourself to like, Chris? Unless I'm interpretting it wrong, but I don't think I am.
Oh come on now, Chris is probably picturing himself as that setsy lady with Null drawing him as a dishwasher. Though, instead of a dishwasher, Null would draw Chris as a keurig or an ATM.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Oh for fuck's sake. Even Transformers has TRANS-BOTS.

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So, is Chris passively admitting that trolls experimented with him against his will, but he still enjoys his disgusting fetish?
Just because you like ponies and dressies that don't aggravate your autism does not mean you could ever be a woman.
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The only thing Chris can relate to are cartoons, no wonder he trooned out.
 

Tragi-Chan

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In before Jessica sends Chris a message telling him Diamond Melody broke up with Nightstar.
Chris would respond with something like, "I have a Stronger Psychic Link with Ponyland; We Are Still Together. Hmph! (flower emoji)"

Apologies for double posting. Forgot how to add images.
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In fairness, PewDiePie's sweetheart actually exists. Physical existence is a great advantage on the dating scene.

So I was just scrolling my timeline and this came upView attachment 296430... Isn't that kind of a sexist tweet for a lady such as yourself to like, Chris? Unless I'm interpretting it wrong, but I don't think I am.
He probably likes it because boobies.
 
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