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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
Don't know. The English language has never gotten along with Chris. Dude can't even type a coherent sentence without making it seem like he had a stroke. Maybe Chris should try writting in Thai.
Chris must've taken a lot of time and brainpower to think of that.
It stands to reason he'd have trouble with dates, he's never had one that wasn't orchestrated by trolls.
I would have, but since that curse I've been stuck in this bear trap.
If Chris was thinking about the future, he wouldn't be so fat.
Venom Snake
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A week of thinking it 24/7
He's not entirely wrong there, but at the same time, even if she wasn't a troll, it doesn't make her real necessarily.
"So I was right, she IS real and HATES ME!"
That's a more scary prospect than her being a troll. There's someone out there so fucked up in the head she's willing to dump a mentally challenged guy for petty reasons out of his control.
... Helluva bullet you dodged there, Chris.
This is one possible motive for her later behavior.. Just fucking with him for the heck of it.. it would be especially likely if what Marvin theorized is true (The account got handed off or was hacked by another person).
I don't know, the timing for the supposed hacking was way too good. Maybe was a "graceful" way out for either a troll or a manipulative bitch who saw what she was really getting into.
I think he's referring to the period of time where Jessica Quinn suddenly went from milquetoast white knight to edgelord troll in the span of a month. Not the hacking that Chris is whining about, but right when she started "dating" Chris.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Watermelon is actually Jessica. Call it intuition.
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Jessica wasnt autistic enough to be watermelon, will rate
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As always, the answer is “talk to your imaginary pony and ask it what to do.”
Wise words, Chris.
Wise words, Chris.
What's the alternative? Women who give him advise and not sex? Family that ignores him? All those friends he supposedly sees every week or so? His flithy animals?
His options are few.
Oh, I forgot his ever-faithful church congregation.
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Getting Chris back into Sonichu is funny af, but is it ethical?
Oh well, Chris being ignored for being a tard is waaaaay more entertaining.
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