Containment Random Chris Updates -

[everythingisawkward999]

Don't forget to add Carlos Chantor into that

Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy" "Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy""Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.

To be fair, he was at least quite clear that he was not Ian Brannan Something.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

To be fair, he was at least quite clear that he was not Ian Brannan Something.

Well I know he isn't Ian Brannan Something, but he is Ian Brandon Anderson.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy""Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.

This makes me think that Chris was probably one of those tards who couldn't respond to his own name as a child.

 

[Trilby]

Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy" "Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.

At least he doesn't have a suffix like "Jr." or a number attached!

This makes me think that Chris was probably one of those tards who couldn't respond to his own name as a child.

I wouldn't surprise me if it took several or more times to get his attention.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

At least he doesn't have a suffix like "Jr." or a number attached!

Miss Christine Nightstar Weston Chandler esquire XVL

 

[dacwcman69]

Miss Christine Nightstar Weston Chandler esquire XVL

I think you meant to say "XXL"

 

[Trilby]

I think you meant to say "XXL"

Good call!

 

[sasazuka]

Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy" "Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.

Don't forget "Kaka".

 

[Silver Octopus]

I've been following Chris Chan's advice to open my mind and heart and listen to my characters

they talk to me

they tell me to burn things


and sometimes people...

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've been following Chris Chan's advice to open my mind and heart and listen to my characters

they talk to me

they tell me to burn things


and sometimes people...

Why is your head full of SJW antifa anarchists? Might want to get that checked.

 

[Jack Awful]

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If Trump had just said that in a fancy black tux with a martini in one hand and a cigar in the other, none of this woulda happened...

 

[Done]

Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

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Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..

Another example of why Chris shouldn't be using the internet. If this were advise about Asian, expecting mothers, Chris would think the advise applied to him, and he would visit an OBGYN immediately.

As well, the only thing Chris is moving on to is hardening of the arteries. The only thing he's trying to do is make Jessseh see that she is missing out on a balding barrel of lard.

 

[Pony Horn]

Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

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"Old rituals are tough." They e-dated for a month, never met in person, and probably never even heard each other's voice.

Unless he means making a Jessica Legos character that he can put upside down.

 

[Done]

"Old rituals are tough." They e-dated for a month, never met in person, and probably never even heard each other's voice.

Unless he means making a Jessica Legos character that he can put upside down.

I think he means getting over another sweetheart-related disappointment.

 

[Venom Snake]

Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

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Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..

Chris will never admit it was a troll. (S)he invested way too much effort in conviencing others and him/herself that it wasn't. I wonder about the 'rituals', tho'

What?... Sonichu ain't real?

 

[Done]

Chris will never admit it was a troll. (S)he invested way too much effort in conviencing others and him/herself that it wasn't. I wonder about the 'rituals', tho'

We've seen some of the rituals.. He went through a tub of ice cream all by himself.. Just like the TRUE & HONEST women do in the movies..

What?... Sonichu ain't real?

He is as real as you believe him to be, you just have to talk to him, and remain yourself.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

For a moment, I actually thought Sonichu was another puppet in an attempt for Chris to burn Jessica - as if Chris was saying, "See? Even my comic book characters don't like you." He'd pat himself on the back and just wait eagerly for his imaginary hedgehog's words to make Jessica realize the error in her ways.

 

[ZehnBoat]

super true. you must be psychic

oh chris, you don't know what a Barnum statement is, do you?