Containment Random Chris Updates -

Mariposa Electrique

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Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy""Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.
This makes me think that Chris was probably one of those tards who couldn't respond to his own name as a child.
 

Trilby

Sorry, but not sorry!
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Christine "Christian" "Christopher" "Ricardo" "Chris-Chan" "Chris" "Stephanie Bustcakes" "KookyDashy" "Carlos Chantor" "Ian Brandon Anderson" "Bill Riley" "Junior "Jinkies" Jenkins" "Night Star" "TwiSparLicious" Weston Chandler.
At least he doesn't have a suffix like "Jr." or a number attached!

This makes me think that Chris was probably one of those tards who couldn't respond to his own name as a child.
I wouldn't surprise me if it took several or more times to get his attention.
 

Silver Octopus

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I've been following Chris Chan's advice to open my mind and heart and listen to my characters

they talk to me

they tell me to burn things


and sometimes people...
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

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Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..
Another example of why Chris shouldn't be using the internet. If this were advise about Asian, expecting mothers, Chris would think the advise applied to him, and he would visit an OBGYN immediately.

As well, the only thing Chris is moving on to is hardening of the arteries. The only thing he's trying to do is make Jessseh see that she is missing out on a balding barrel of lard.
 

Pony Horn

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Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

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Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..

"Old rituals are tough." They e-dated for a month, never met in person, and probably never even heard each other's voice.

Unless he means making a Jessica Legos character that he can put upside down.
 

Venom Snake

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Seems he is over Jessica now.. Interesting that he requires her to meet him IRL.. Is he low-key admitting she is a troll?

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Now with extra weens pretending to be Sonichu for whatever reason..

Chris will never admit it was a troll. (S)he invested way too much effort in conviencing others and him/herself that it wasn't. I wonder about the 'rituals', tho'

What?... Sonichu ain't real? :'(
 

Done

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Chris will never admit it was a troll. (S)he invested way too much effort in conviencing others and him/herself that it wasn't. I wonder about the 'rituals', tho'
We've seen some of the rituals.. He went through a tub of ice cream all by himself.. Just like the TRUE & HONEST women do in the movies..
What?... Sonichu ain't real? :'(
He is as real as you believe him to be, you just have to talk to him, and remain yourself.
 

Bardle-B Jones

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For a moment, I actually thought Sonichu was another puppet in an attempt for Chris to burn Jessica - as if Chris was saying, "See? Even my comic book characters don't like you." He'd pat himself on the back and just wait eagerly for his imaginary hedgehog's words to make Jessica realize the error in her ways.
 
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