Containment Random Chris Updates -

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For a moment, I actually thought Sonichu was another puppet in an attempt for Chris to burn Jessica - as if Chris was saying, "See? Even my comic book characters don't like you." He'd pat himself on the back and just wait eagerly for his imaginary hedgehog's words to make Jessica realize the error in her ways.
Nah that's a ween, and a pretty weaksauce one too.. All he does is reply to Chris and add ZAP at the end of every tweet.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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How old are those "old rituals" anyway? A month?

I am honestly a LITTLE disappointed in Chris, in the past by now he's usually realized that the 'girlfriend' in question never existed in the first place by now, no matter how old the account was.
It was created by someone purely as a 'burner' to white-knight for Chris but keep their real ID separate back in the day, if not a long-con plant from day 1.
 

TrippinKahlua

Hosting a professional event at a Sheraton Hotel
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These inclusions of Sonichu and Rosechu having a Twitter account is clearly derived from Chris's stupid belief that all cartoon characters exist in a parallel universe or something.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

ZX Spectrum: where it's always rainbow month
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I don't know but Chris says he usually asks for $200
Jesus nestfeathering Christ, $200 to listen to an autist drivel? Why would Coppercab or anyone else fluff Chris' ego by paying him this much? Everyone knows Chris is at his best when left to his own idiotic devices. He doesn't need his delusions of grandeur feeding any further, they're already massive as it is.
 
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