Containment Random Chris Updates -

[King Zora]

Who is the green one? Why are they wearing bodysuits? Why are they talking about tacos?

What in the great blue fuck is going on?

They're super hero ponies, also tacos because lol so random.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"CWC-sense" may be the stupidest superpower I've ever heard of.

That's counting the guy who can shoot lightning out of his nostrils.

One would think that his CWC-sense warns him when he is about to shit himself...but it doesn't!

 

[Roachdog]

This just made me realize that @Michael J Hirtes truly is the :autism::autism: winner of the two.. He spends all that time & effort on making all those alts with different emails & phone numbers, not to mention the effort spent on the tweets themselves, and Chris just ignores him & shuts it all down with like, two clicks.

Hirtes is like 40 and living off welfare and fancies himself superior to chris chan BUT HAS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS IT

He is retarded

At least chris is interesting sometimes, hirtes is just a loser

 

[Done]

Hirtes is like 40 and living off welfare and fancies himself superior to chris chan BUT HAS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS IT

He is exceptional

At least chris is interesting sometimes, hirtes is just a loser

Yeah it's worse.. He's 53..

Let that sink in..

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I think I can make out the word "Tart" on that sheet of paper

Yeah, it's part of that awful 'Love Is Love' song sung by Jamsta and Lolisa. Since Chris wrote that rather longer ago than he claims the photo was taken, who knows...perhaps he's started working on the backs of his old pages...

Also - re that 'joke' above - does Chris even know that Vegemite and Marmite - at the risk of provoking a fight between Pommy and Aussie readers - are pretty much the same thing?

 

[Mogambo]

"too much entendre?" - eh? Can anyone translate what Chris thinks is going on here? Assuming he means 'double entendre', of which there doesn't seem to be any at all.

Is he implying Jamsta is some sort of killer, because that'd be pretty awesome actually. DJ Jamsta and Lolisa Rosechu running around CWCville slaughtering Chris' superfluous palette swap characters like Mickey and Mallory from Natural Born Killers? Fuck, I'd read that. Do it Chris, you can afford to thin out your cast of characters.

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah, it's part of that awful 'Love Is Love' song sung by Jamsta and Lolisa. Since Chris wrote that rather longer ago than he claims the photo was taken, who knows...perhaps he's started working on the backs of his old pages...

Also - re that 'joke' above - does Chris even know that Vegemite and Marmite - at the risk of provoking a fight between Pommy and Aussie readers - are pretty much the same thing?

Vegemite is saltier and more bitter than Marmite.

 

[Caz]

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goddamn Naruto style running pony

The exceptional Mary Sue.

 

[Slowinthemind]

It makes sense that Chris sees himself in horse form, after all he lives a stable not even Hercules could muck out in a day.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[UptownRuckus]

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Trollz

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is why Chris talks about them every single day. It's just like how women don't mention our genders every single day for no apparent reason.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember the last time Chris had a burrito of any sort?

And of course there's the implication that the entire Spanish speaking world is like Mexico.

Or rather, Mexico as it appears in Speedy Gonzales and "Tex Mex."

 

[Trilby]

And of course there's the implication that the entire Spanish speaking world is like Mexico.

Or rather, Mexico as it appears in Speedy Gonzales and "Tex Mex."

Bet he thinks it is.

 

[Nien Nunb]

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I'm glad Chris is finally adding more diversity to Sonichu. Toilets were an under-represented minority.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

'We, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics'...which Jamsta is saying to Chris.

THIS, Chris, this RIGHT HERE is why you do NOT put yourself into your comics as a super-powered Mary/Gary/Pony/Shithead Sue several times over. PICK ONE FUCKING OVER-POWERED SELF -INSERT AND STICK TO IT -hint, NOT the tranny and NOT the tranny nag.

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

Wait just a fucking second.

WAYMENT, WAYMENT....

If mine eyes are to be believed, do the entirety of the Sonichu characters now have some kind of pony alternate form.

The shit is this fuck now?!

The self insert I could take, the cure for homosexuality I could take, Magi-chan and the weird shit with the other hedgehogs I could take.

This is now too much for me.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Random autistic thought incoming:
Apparently a common fantasy among the hikikomori of Japan is wishing they could have a time machine to go back to some imagined formative time in their lives, and set things "right" so they wouldn't end up how they are.
I wonder if Chris' whole "dimensional travel" thing will one day be regarded as the Western equivalent of that.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

This made me kek.

I doubt this Rosechu account is a sock, but either way, how Chris responded as if it was "the true" Rosechu is quite showing of Chris' growing madness.

And another thing - why is Andrea Libman tagged?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Because he's currently trying to crawl right up her arse.