Chris has never in his life been held to the same standards as everybody else, except maybe Wendy's and we know how that turned out. The church kinda tried it too but he just doesn't get why he shouldn't wear a unicorn horn and a short skirt to church and hog the conversation.
I think it speaks volumes that even when held up to the standards of an autistic person he STILL fails. Like jesus christ and crackers how the hell do you even do that?