Containment Random Chris Updates -

[jc17]

I've beem trying to keep up with this shit since 2008, and even after all that Chris should be thankful we at least had a vague idea where he was going with this cluster fuck of a story. But with every passing obsession came one half baked fanfiction after another, taking a staple gun to them and hideously merging them to this puss seeping monstrosity he calls "Sonichu."
Seriously... What the fucking hell is going on?

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This one is better

... Is that a strand of hair on it?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

... Is that a strand of hair on it?

Not really, it's just poorly painted where there's uneven layers throughout the surface. I'm wondering why he can't just use a spraycan. It's faster and much easier.
If he wants to do a decent job then simply remove the surface layer using sandpaper and afterwards apply paint to it. This way the paint will stick better and you'll get a smooth surface. He can also use a glossy varnish spray to finish it.

However he won't do it even if he was told of. His mind doesn't comprehend the concept of "doing a decent job".

 

[Merp slurp]

Why does CWCville have an army? I thought the taxpayer money was used on paying Sonichu to defend their town. It was Sonichu's job. Is he on tugboat now?

 

[K107]

Almost 2 decades of making comic and Chris still can't properly draw for shit

 

[Raiken]

So 1) chirus has an hexbox? Why? Bland hatred aside, there is nothing on it that would interest him if he already had a ps4(unless he bought it JUST to play rare replay)
2) magi-chan is not doing his job, again.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

magi-chan is not doing his job, again.

I thought that's one of the prerequisites to be accepted as a CWCville official.

 

[GethN7]

So 1) chirus has an hexbox? Why? Bland hatred aside, there is nothing on it that would interest him if he already had a ps4(unless he bought it JUST to play rare replay)
2) magi-chan is not doing his job, again.

One of the Gamindustri characters is Vert (French for "green"), who personifies the Xbox and Microsoft as a company in general, and given she's portrayed as a busty blonde, Chris probably felt his hatred of the HEXbox meant less than something to fap to.

 

[Count Olaf]

What. . .in the hell. . .

So. . .he's wanting us to send love and shares message as much as we can so he can beat the forces that have invaded his fantasy land??? YEAH sure, nevermind the 20-26 people or so that were recently gunned down in a church in Texas. Invasion gives Chris the prickly willies, so clearly CWCville is the more important issue! I know he probably has no idea about that, but man. . .we've always known he's been disjointed from reality but it's mind boggling how blurry the lines have gotten for him.

And it's only going to get worse. . .

Edit: About his little invasion, wasn't he just boasting about Majichan--or whatever his name is--being the best thought police officer who has all the psychic powers and keeps a constant watch on all the city. I think Chris may need to have a talk with him, cause apparently he missed a spot.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

As much as I agree with the sentiment that Chris has an horrible character, I'd be more careful with wishing him severe harm. And to be honest - losing Barb, his only relative that isn't too appalled and embarrassed to converse with him, will be bad enough for him. Yes, it makes you understandably furious to see how Chris ignores other people's needs and wishes and uses his tugboat to add more Legos to his hoard, but in the end he's just a poor sod that has already killed all possible chances in his life. Don't waste your time with taking glee in an idiot's self-destroyed existence.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Isn't it illegal for US cities to have their own armies?

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Chris says that characters from a video game called "Hyperdimension Neptunia" have invaded CWCville. He previously mentioned the game here.

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Ah, so thats where he ripped off the idea from for multidimensional super-AIDS in the comics.

`I can´t explain as much with just these two drawings`, son, you couldn´t get Coco the talking mountain Gorilla to explain your weird frame of mind to us.

Between his comic and this rant he´s starting to sound an awful lot like Gabrielle Chana. CWCville hit by Nukkake when?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm going to go ahead and call it now: there's a reason for this lunacy. Remember Chris' mystery commission that he's slacking off the comic for?
It's probably the "Neptunia" producers, splashing out a few bucks on some very unorthodox marketing. They probably had him draw a poster or something.
They probably asked all kinds of Z-list internet microcelebrities.

 

[Cubanodun]

Oh dear god he is playing Neptunia now, the fanbase of that thing deserve a thread in community watch, imagine top tier autism with discussions about how much of a lesbian everyone is

 

[Ashley]

Someone called this a few days ago. I remember because I had no idea what the fuck Neptunia was. That said, why is the U.S. Army helping CWC...?

And why do they all look like they just raided Mao's closet? Taking notes from ADF it seems.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Someone called this a few days ago. I remember because I had no idea what the fuck Neptunia was. That said, why is the U.S. Army helping CWC...?

And why do they all look like they just raided Mao's closet? Taking notes from ADF it seems.

If he got the US Army to defend CWCVille for him then that would make Trump a very nice president, now wouldn´t it?

 

[UGADawg08]

Between his comic and this rant he´s starting to sound an awful lot like Gabrielle Chana. CWCville hit by Nukkake when?

Hahaha, my other favorite deranged, schoziphrenic lolcow. Imagine the hilarity if she and Chris met.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

IIt's probably the "Neptunia" producers, splashing out a few bucks on some very unorthodox marketing. They probably had him draw a poster or something.

I doubt that very much. Chris will always just advertise whatever he likes for no reason, and no money.

Hahaha, my other favorite deranged, schoziphrenic lolcow. Imagine the hilarity if she and Chris met.

That would make for such a surreal saga it would make David Lynch his entire works look like Dora the Explorer.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/
Unfortunately, Chris does not show any original Xbox games which makes me hate him even more. It's just classic arcade crap. So much for a HEXBONE Fan Boy.

Ugh he doesn't even have any fucking real taste except for Sonic and shit that Egoraptor would play on GameGrumps, what a fucking waste jesus christ.

 

[Cuntster]

I have had to personally astral project and share my power with Christine there.

I can see Chris sitting alone in his room, eyes closed as he ‘projects’ his female soul into that autistic fantasyland until his concentration is broken by the sound of Barb hacking up a lung downstairs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I missed the part on "astral projection" the first time around. Of course CWC would believe in something like that -- believers in OBEs assure us it allows so many advantages over mundane limited reality. It's even been claimed one can visit fictional worlds.