Containment Random Chris Updates -

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Let's not beat around the bush, it's called having a stroke.

Of imaginary animu titties.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Did i read that right? Is Chris being possessed by a seal?

Is Chris becoming a furry in addition to being a brony and a weeaboo

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Uzume Striked!

His English definitely ain't getting better.

So, Uzume has buggered off, but still needs our help. Meanwhile, Chris gets to retain ALL OF THE POWERS of ALL OF THE GODDESSES, plus his own.

His fantasy land is also definitely getting worse.

 

[Keine]

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So he's using his socks to carry a conversation again? At least I thought that was one of them...

 

[MMX]

Was this just a overly autistic way of Chris saying
"I can't do the voice (anymore/ever) or speak weeb after she left but I assure you I retain all the powers "

 

[Marvin]

Chris has become his own cult leader. Someone needs to persuade him to read from his own golden tablets on video.

So he's using his socks to carry a conversation again? At least I thought that was one of them...

That's not a sock.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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"Do Not Question the Scriptures cartoon characters; Have Faith" - Chris

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

So, what will possess Chris next?

Chris will place his hand on a Keurig coffee maker, open his third eye and gain the powers of Vulcan, god of fire.

Oh wait, that already happened.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

His English definitely ain't getting better.

Having no one to talk to on a regular basis who isn't Barb would likely do that.

Also:

Very Omnipotent

 

[zap2theextreme]

This is some fucking Operation Mayhem Tyler Durden personality split shit.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This means we're back to the pony shit, right?

 

[dacwcman69]

How long until barb comes here with video footage of Chris screaming at clouds claiming its Neptunia girls coming to kill him?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Jesus. He needs the men in white coats. Fucker's totally lost it. Literally nothing he's said makes any sense at all.

Edit: is there a convention for this animu shit anywhere near him soon? I'd love to see him go to one of those. It'd make the happy pony weekend look boring by comparison.

When does he start cosplaying this character?

 

[Sushinope]

The ghost of a workaholic.

No forces on earth can make Chris into a workaholic even if the anime chick he says possessed him materialized in front of him and said she would fuck him if he applied to a job ,he'd just say he's working on it.

 

[also autistic]

damn i really wanted a video of him talking in her voice

 

[mickmars]

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This is Chris saying, "I'm most powerful but I don't like saying it out loud because people will tell me my character is too powerful, so... Magi-Chan, even though I am technically superior to him in every way."

 

[Muncie Anderson]

"I was mistaken but not wrong" -CWC
Another classic quote.

Chris specialized in alternative facts well before the Trump administration did.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It sounds like he got electrocuted and his mind further shattered to the point where he developed some sort of split personality disorder, if he starts talking about the devil in someone's eyes- we'll know that it's a very special case of untreated (possibly violent) behavior. Chris's train is off the rails and about to crash into Cwcville: his lack of health care, living in a consistently disgusting house, and following the death of the only provider in his household. This is going to be a strange ending.

It's funny, with every other lolcow who claims to have headmates, we assume they're lying. When Chris does it, despite his documented history of inventing headmates, people start seriously wondering if he's for real.

 

[GethN7]

Crossposting from the headcanon thread for those utterly confused;

Holy shit, that :autism:, but here goes with me TRYING to make sense of it.

According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.

 

[Keine]

It's funny, with every other lolcow who claims to have headmates, we assume they're lying. When Chris does it, despite his documented history of inventing headmates, people start seriously wondering if he's for real.

Most lolcows haven't tried to curse-ye-ha-me-ha people IRL.