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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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  1. He's starting to sound like ADF mixed with his own delusional Sonichu stuff. Australatina vs Cwcville when?
     
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  2. All this Neptunia nonsense was cute at first, now it's just sad.
     
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  3. He's starting to sound like dumbasses are paying him money to quote old memes.
     
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  4. I don't think he's being payed anything...he looks like he's doing this out of the undying need to support more imaginary bullshit and goddess China. The way he's gone about things lately makes me think this is the work of some troll.

    Label me as autistic all you want but hear me out; He just randomly got into Neptunia, I can see him finding that on his own since he buys a shit-ton of games and DLCs for things he never plays. However, his erratic actions lately kinda show somebody might be pulling a potential sweetheart card and could be getting him to do this for free. He did mention he had some unknown contact in one of his posts.
     
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  5. I can't see Chris, laziest man in the world, seeking out an image of the Serb from the Remove Kebab meme, something I'm sure he has had minimal, if any exposure to.

    Somebody is weening hard here.
     
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  6. I'm talking about the kebab reference.

    Everything else, yeah, Chris is just insane. And in fact, I don't think anyone's manipulating him into the insane parts.

    Basically what @The Man With No Name said.
     
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  7. This video just started a civil war in my brain. It already claimed thousands of my brain cells.
     
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  8. Some unknown contact, you say?
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    I highly suspect of the man behind this obviously fake account. "She" shills for Chris way too hard not to be trolling... I also have some DM's with "her" if you want to see the insanity

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  9. This isn't worth our time.
     
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  10. As much as I have laughed at this bit of insanity this morning, I gotta agree that this may just die down and we'll go back to hearing about ponies again.
     
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  11. :story: OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!

    Whoever is doing this, bravo! It's actually good to see Chris being oblivious and dumb again.

    As for the Russian billionaire, is Chris seriously going to draw Putin? As the shirtless thing would probably be the angle he takes (Fellas please wear a muscle bra. 'Nyet')
     
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  12. He has no job.
    He has financial problems.
    His mother is almost dying.
    He's at a point to loose his house and be homeless.

    Somehow he finds the time and energy to do a dance to a 90's music wearing a MLP shirt, skirt and a tin foiled hat. It takes either alot of guts or :autism: to pull this off.
     
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  13. I don't think I've ever seen a dancing video from Chris where he didn't look like he was in constant physical pain or exhaustion.
     
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  14. NO SHIT TOO MINOR
     
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  15. :autism:
     
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  16. There is a difference between no shit too minor and having a thread on every post on FB. This post doesn't need to be its own thread.
     
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  17. Some one should introduce Chris to the Fallout series. The he can blast cwcville with nukes and start over fresh.


    Who am I kidding. It would just get us comic chris wearing pink power armor with different colored eyes, explaining to Super Mutants that all they need is love and understanding.
     
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  18. And all because an abusive babysitter locked him in a room full of toys.
     
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  19. Serbian woodstock lesbian hippy?

    There's a combination of words I never thought I'd use.
     
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  20. Is that suppose to be the Serbian flag in the back? WTF is the meme here?
     
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