Containment Random Chris Updates -

[trueandhonestfan]

I'm not even sure what the hell is happening here. Is Chris being trolled again? Did he come up with all of this? Is he slipping slowly into a dissociative state more and more? Where

He's being trolled. Some idiot probably buddied up to him so they could feed him unfunny suggestions. If they had convinced Chris to say things about CWCville that made him sound like a dictator it could've been much funnier. Or if they made him think something he liked was happening like when someone told Chris that Sonichu and Rosechu would be in Animal Crossing.

The only upside to these changes to CWCville is that it can inspire some fan works.

I wonder if someone could convince OPL they're an actual citizen of CWCville visiting this reality...

That seems like it could be really funny. Especially if Chris gets really insistent on it or if someone convinces him that CWCville citizens are rioting because of it's progression to an oppressive dictatorship.

 

[Dunder]

Holy shit, does this mean that the voluptious, busty blonde with a bob cut that is comic book Mar Lee Walsh, could be roaming these very streets? I'd hide her pear-shaped booty from the persecuting CWC troops anytime!

I wonder if someone could convince OPL they're an actual citizen of CWCville visiting this reality...

Please don't. The last thing we need is a deranged Chris going after the people he bases his characters on.

 

[FisfulFries]

I feel bad for the tax payers of Cwcville. They already have to pay for the Soup Hotels, the Chus living expensive and now this.

 

[The Fool]

My parents immigrated from CWCVille back in '85 to this dimension. It wasn't easy for them but they couldn't survive there much longer.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

nvrwastetree said, on the Updates thread:

I just had a horrible theory about this mystery poor woman that will eventually be harrassed by Chris. If it's not Jessica, the only person in Chris miserable life that he knew that "loved" Germany was the one and only German Nazi warfare bitch herself....Megan.

Which, the more that I ponder it, the more plausible it feels. Chris was trying to re-establish contact with her a little while back - what if she decided to string him along and go for some major-league payback for SheCameForCWC.jpg in her inimitable goose-steppin' style?

The Return Of The Meg. Now that would be a saga worthy of the name.

 

[Termiborg]

...is it just me, or this is starting to sound an awful lot like North Korea these days?

 

[Pony Horn]

Which, the more that I ponder it, the more plausible it feels. Chris was trying to re-establish contact with her a little while back - what if she decided to string him along and go for some major-league payback for SheCameForCWC.jpg in her inimitable goose-steppin' style?

The Return Of The Meg. Now that would be a saga worthy of the name.

Nah, I don't think so. It would not end well for her and I think she knows it.

Besides, Chris would be so ecstatic if he was talking to her again that there would be ponies and flowers all over his Twitter and FB accounts. He would look at it as his redemption because in his mind their falling out was the first major repercussion of him getting stalked by da trolls (never mind that their friendship was already on it's last legs).

 

[Bubbleman]

If you Volks don't stop, I'm Göring to report you.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

This is boring. Getting the sped to say things he doesn't know the meaning of is shit-tier weening.

 

[Bubbleman]

I don't understand how his white knights haven't pulled the plug on this yet. If they're paying any attention at all it should be obvious to them what this troll is doing. I don't know what to think at this point, honestly.

 

[Zebedee]

I don't understand how his white knights haven't pulled the plug on this yet. If they're paying any attention at all it should be obvious to them what this troll is doing. I don't know what to think at this point, honestly.

Perhaps the white knights are weening in the long game, several years down the line they'll finally make him bellow "JULAY!'' once more.

 

[UGADawg08]

Jamestown Hilton? Sandusky's Trunk? Kony Island? Someone is clearly feeding him this shit. Chris is not this clever.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

+1 for boring shitty troll.

All of this forced shit is inferior to letting Chris sperg out in peace.

 

[Done]

I don't understand how his white knights haven't pulled the plug on this yet. If they're paying any attention at all it should be obvious to them what this troll is doing. I don't know what to think at this point, honestly.

Because his White Knights are useless in the 1st place and have dubious motives at best.

 

[Zebedee]

The CWCki covers this somewhat, but allow me to fill in a few more blanks on that.

Sonichu was the one thing Chris had in his life that he had ABSOLUTE control over, which, for an autistic person (who generally find change they can't adjust to abhorrent) who desired some form of control over his life, to be very comforting.

It was also the one realm he had power over his enemies.

And then he felt that he lost that power when he felt compelled to kill a character in his fantasy world to make the trolls go away.

His last refuge against an otherwise uncontrollable world was no longer inviolate, it had been compromised, and while his vapid recolors and stolen ideas are shallow to us, they mean something to Chris, and his having to kill off a crap character in his bad webcomic was for him traumatizing because he had to invade his sanctuary and kill one of its residents to please the world he couldn't control.

He had to invade his own personal hugbox and hated himself for it ever since.

I wonder if Chris will take to tumblr mannerisms due to him spending time there. Accusations of mind rape would be hilarious to base a saga around.

 

[Raiken]

"hmmmmyeah, it has tah word camp in it, so it mustah be gudd."

 

[The Dude]

"Christorians"...excuse me, but that is OUR word. It sounds rétarded when Chris says it, not to mention egotistical.

 

[GethN7]

I expect whoever is doing is going for the long con. They are first going to get Chris to turn his fantasy world into a gigantic /pol/ meme, then they are gonna lower the boom on the troll once Chris has dug himself into an impossible hole to get out of.

It's not very funny now, but the troll is likely banking on the salt explosion when Chris realizes he's been epically had and perverted his own fantasy world into something he shouldn't.

 

[Zebedee]

"Christorians"...excuse me, but that is OUR word. It sounds rétarded when Chris says it, not to mention egotistical.

But he's the christorian that makes the history himself, sacrificing his sweethearts so that we, the farms may prosper.

Nevar 4get.

 

[Gullik]

The ideas may not be his but really, this was the direction CWCVille was headed for all along.

I think it's kind of hilarious how little Chris knows about, well, anything. Sometimes I wonder if he's actually sentient or just an autistic flesh robot.