Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Silver Octopus]

Okay so this just tells us that Jessica was fucking worthless troll.
She got chris to draw Rosechu fat for like 10 pages and then a tard rage video, but then that was it. I was actually looking forward to chris doing weekly Q and A videos - but Jessica was always against it and she ruined that for us... and got us cursed...

 

[Rupin]

Okay so this just tells us that Jessica was fucking worthless troll.
She got chris to draw Rosechu fat for like 10 pages and then a tard rage video, but then that was it. I was actually looking forward to chris doing weekly Q and A videos - but Jessica was always against it and she ruined that for us... and got us cursed...

How much do we really not know about Chris honestly?

Would that really have been better than the tard rage video? We probably would have gotten like two more q&a videos at best before the shit got stale. One only has to look at the q&a videos that came after the Jessica event to confirm that. Face it, Chris is a middle aged, dead lolcow that got milked of it's last bits of true lols after the Jessica saga was done.

The most interesting thing we got to look forward to him doing is going to Omegacon and Bronycon. And he behaves himself over there. Other than that, we are reduced to hanging off every facebook or tweet he posts.

It's pretty lame when you think about it.

 

[Marvin]

How much do we really not know about Chris honestly?

Quite a bit.

Chris' daily life is a mystery to his internet onlookers. Like who he hangs out with, where he goes, what he does, is almost entirely undocumented online.

 

[CwChalk]

According to the caps, Chris discussed how he recuperates whenever he sees dicks and explained why he signed up to KF back in October.

It's things like this that make me wonder if he's just reeeeally deep in the closet, like if he'd be different if it weren't for school-yard level gay bashing.

And then I remember :autism:

 

[nad7155]

How much do we really not know about Chris honestly?

Chris' daily life is a mystery to his internet onlookers. Like who he hangs out with, where he goes, what he does, is almost entirely undocumented online.

Seriously?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How much do we really not know about Chris honestly?

Would that really have been better than the tard rage video? We probably would have gotten like two more q&a videos at best before the shit got stale. One only has to look at the q&a videos that came after the Jessica event to confirm that. Face it, Chris is a middle aged, dead lolcow that got milked of it's last bits of true lols after the Jessica saga was done.

The most interesting thing we got to look forward to him doing is going to Omegacon and Bronycon. And he behaves himself over there. Other than that, we are reduced to hanging off every facebook or tweet he posts.

It's pretty lame when you think about it.

Jessica, is that you?

 

[IV 445]

One only has to look at the q&a videos that came after the Jessica event to confirm that. Face it, Chris is a middle aged, dead lolcow that got milked of it's last bits of true lols after the Jessica saga was done.

We always say this before something unexpected happens. And the anniversary of the GameStop incident is tomorrow.

But I will agree with you, Jessica, that Chris has been boring this month. This Idea Guy ween is probably to blame.

 

[Trilby]

It's things like this that make me wonder if he's just reeeeally deep in the closet, like if he'd be different if it weren't for school-yard level gay bashing.

And then I remember :autism:

Without the net, he's just this random person who someone just meets one day and wished he never did. I mean that's basically how the Something Awful post happened. It always take someone who just happens to have that memory to go from and the rest writes itself.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Desiree Delightful pointed out on the CWCki that Chris re-followed the account's new Twitter handle today.

These seem to be the messages that were directed at Chris for him to notice the account.

Spoiler

 

[MacMasonry]

Desiree Delightful pointed out on the CWCki that Chris re-followed the account's new Twitter handle today.

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These seem to be the messages that were directed at Chris for him to notice the account.

Spoiler

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This ween sure is trying, and Chris sure is dense

 

[nad7155]

Chris sure is dense

You just picked that up?

He is a fucking idiot.

This ween sure is trying,

Is a "ween" who spends a few minutes fucking with a sped any worse than people who spent MUCH time and some actual money to fuck with said sped?

Think about it.

 

[Stephen Micek]

Is a "ween" who spends a few minutes fucking with a sped any worse than people who spent MUCH time and some actual money to fuck with said sped?

Think about it.

No they're 100 percent certified ween. We're not talking a couple of minutes with desireedelightful.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is still raking in the cash on Patreon, despite not posting a comic update for nearly a month. Someone pledged at the $50 tier today, putting Chris's current total at $583.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris is still raking in the cash on Patreon, despite not posting a comic update for nearly a month. Someone pledged at the $50 tier today, putting Chris's current total at $583.

A fool and their money are easily parted

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

He is a fucking idiot.

I tend to place people who give Chris money below him. Even he knows they're stupid.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Remember when all Chris had to do to get free money was to make videos like this?

I thought for sure there was no possible way he could come up with an even lazier method to get free cash from the internet.
But goddamn it he's found it, thanks to patreon he doesn't have to do anything and he gets $583 a month.

 

[nad7155]

No they're 100 percent certified ween.

Why?

Please explain to me.

A fool and their money are easily parted

Your bag is pretty empty, Terry.

Get some new lines.

 

[NinFreakLan]

I leave for a few weeks and everything remained the same minus Christmas. Huh that's different for Chris.

 

[Trilby]

I leave for a few weeks and everything remained the same minus Christmas. Huh that's different for Chris.

Certainly. Not one peep over not getting something on his Amazon wish list!

 

[NinFreakLan]

Certainly. Not one peep over not getting something on his Amazon wish list!

Kinda surprised we're not seeing more about it from him. I'm blaming Idea Guy.