Containment Random Chris Updates -

[MisterNeanderthal]

I agree completely. People are paying for that shit too. Its so unfunny and overdone. Ive been obsessed with Chris for years and even I dont bother to watch them. Back in the day I thought Christian and the Hedgehog Boys was hilarious. Maybe because at the time Chris screaming over songs was novel, or maybe it was the Chris-iffied lyrics, or maybe I was just dumber back then. Either way these new song videos suck.

I actually got my wish, for now at least. He made a new video, and it is not one of those song request things thank god. However the reason we like Christian and the Hedgehog boys over these song requests is probably because of his own custom lyrics, the fact that sometimes it related to his life and things he wants.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

how lonely do you have to be to go on a week long hunt for a video of you being hugged

 

[The American Hedgehog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBek7jmhcZo

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Run, BlackGryphon, RUN!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Onewittyuser]

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Goddess speed? Just because Crhis is now a 'girl', doesn't mean that god is, ESPECIALLY in this context, which almost has nothing to do with god, and more or less means "good travels". Is he this deluded at this point?

Also, if he thinks that 'god speed' means actual god, why is he using 'goddess' and not 'Godjesus and the bear'?

 

[johnny5150]

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Maybe Chris should take His own advice.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Goddess speed? Just because Crhis is now a 'girl', doesn't mean that god is, ESPECIALLY in this context, which almost has nothing to do with god, and more or less means "good travels". Is he this deluded at this point?

Also, if he thinks that 'god speed' means actual god, why is he using 'goddess' and not 'Godjesus and the bear'?

Because he's a moron who thinks a whole bunch of wacky shit?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

fftopic:, but that's the sort of shit that I encountered being very ostentatiously deployed by the more tedious sort of born-again pagan back in the early to mid 1990s. 'Goddess' this, 'Goddess' that, because of course God is a bigoted old patriarch and invoking Him won't stand a chance of getting me laid by airhead hippie chicks or equally airhead warrior feminists. The look may have different reasons in Chris's case, but it doesn't look good on anyone.

 

[Drossel]

Cwcville Chris is officially a huge disappointment and was a terrible mayor.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Cwcville Chris is officially a huge disappointment and was a terrible mayor.

" Dats, RIGHT! I SPEAK for Dem WOMENZ!" Chris, you're still that same pathetic, wannabe who will never be.

Goddess speed? Just because Crhis is now a 'girl', doesn't mean that god is, ESPECIALLY in this context, which almost has nothing to do with god, and more or less means "good travels". Is he this deluded at this point?

Also, if he thinks that 'god speed' means actual god, why is he using 'goddess' and not 'Godjesus and the bear'?

Ugh, I am so tired of those infuriating trannies having to turn everything into women similar to how lesbians on tumblr turn everything into lesbians.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Cwcville Chris is officially a huge disappointment and was a terrible mayor.

$50 says he only thinks that because Cwcville Chris is a male

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So, how do we interpret that little outburst...is it simply meant to translate as 'male Chris was a jerk and not a patch on my beautiful trans-woman lesbian soul', because if so, then that's just very, very sad.

 

[jc17]

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He learned it from you, you psychotic monster.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, how do we interpret that little outburst...is it simply meant to translate as 'male Chris was a jerk and not a patch on my beautiful trans-woman lesbian soul', because if so, then that's just very, very sad.

Especially considering that despite his best efforts, he'll never resemble anything remotely feminine. Hell, even metrosexual is asking for too much.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

So, how do we interpret that little outburst...is it simply meant to translate as 'male Chris was a jerk and not a patch on my beautiful trans-woman lesbian soul', because if so, then that's just very, very sad.

Probably Idea Guy goading him into thinking that way about CWCville Chris.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

He may be referring to the anti-gay stuff he originally did.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Probably Idea Guy goading him into thinking that way about CWCville Chris.

I'm not too sure of that. Chris seems to be partly influenced by the prequel comic when it comes to his character. Even then, Chris did state regret for some of his past fails before then, like when he attempted to send the Crumplelope as an apology for shecameforCWC.jpeg.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Cwcville Chris is officially a huge disappointment and was a terrible mayor.

So he acknowledges that "Cwcville Chris" is his creation, but denies that he can do anything about what his creations do?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm not too sure of that. Chris seems to be partly influenced by the prequel comic when it comes to his character. Even then, Chris did state regret for some of his past fails before then, like when he attempted to send the Crumplelope as an apology for shecameforCWC.jpeg.

He's referring to CWCville Chris, though. Something that sounds out-of-character regarding Sonichu/CWCville canon sounds like Idea Guy telling him things. Like the Rosechu is trans update. Also, CWCville's government is something Idea Guy has targeted before.