Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Gunslinger]

Well I guess Chris has finally succeeded at breaking free from his embarrassing past by claiming that his comic self was an autonomous being. Next he will claim that his actual past self is an entirely separate entity from the hot tranny mess he is today, and then Chris' last tethers to reality will finally snap.

Chris will finally be able to say that he wasn't the one who drew Shecameforcwc.jpg and all past mistakes and transgressions must be ignored like all Google results.

 

[Wraith]

Cwcville Chris is officially a huge disappointment and was a terrible mayor.

Okay, even if Chris is doing this on purpose, (who knows because Idea Fag, hurr,) this made me smile. He expects Trump to be able to understand a reference to his comic books. That's one step off from some freak approaching a celebrity and asking in a creepy kraut voice, "How come you haven't answered any of my letters?"

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

 

[also autistic]

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I wonder what Idea Guy convinced him about waifus to change his mind

 

[Silver Octopus]

Cwcville Chris is officially a huge disappointment and was a terrible mayor.

Wait a minute, I swear chris said something about people who tweet at Trump. I am positive that one of those recent interviews, or maybe it was the Q&A, he said that people who tweet at Trump are stupid and wasting their time because he wont read them.
Do you guys remember that? @The American Hedgehog do you know what I'm talking about?

 

[Done]

Wait a minute, I swear chris said something about people who tweet at Trump. I am positive that one of those recent interviews, or maybe it was the Q&A, he said that people who tweet at Trump are stupid and wasting their time because he wont read them.
Do you guys remember that? @The American Hedgehog do you know what I'm talking about?

Is the affected in any way by the government shutdown?

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

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They also have dicks if someone fan draws them with one.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Do you guys remember that? @The American Hedgehog do you know what I'm talking about?

Vaguely. Can't remember where it was said, though.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Wait a minute, I swear chris said something about people who tweet at Trump. I am positive that one of those recent interviews, or maybe it was the Q&A, he said that people who tweet at Trump are stupid and wasting their time because he wont read them.
Do you guys remember that? @The American Hedgehog do you know what I'm talking about?

IIRC it was the MerryWeather podcast interview?

Chris always thinks he's a special case though, like in his old YouTube videos where he made videos ranting at people like Snyder and just assumed they'd watch it, maybe it's just a problem with his of theory of mind.

 

[Done]

Vaguely. Can't remember where it was said, though.

IIRC it was the MerryWeather podcast interview?

Chris always thinks he's a special case though, like in his old YouTube videos where he made videos ranting at people like Snyder and just assumed they'd watch it, maybe it's just a problem with his of theory of mind.

It was in the Q&A video.

Everytime I remember that video, I hate Jessica a little bit more for denying us more of it..

 

[Arctic]

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Am I dreaming or is he actually showing some self-reflection? Imagine how suprised everyone would be if he said something like this, say, five years ago.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Sorry if size is too big

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sorry if size is too big

"Don't include that one because it's only on gameboy advanced." - Pure autism right there

 

[Pringus]

Chris has approved Sonichu on Xbox. We are now in the alternate timeline.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sorry if size is too big

Don't worry, I am sure Chris has never told that to anyone in his life.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

"Don't include that one because it's only on gameboy advanced." - Pure autism right there

This genuinely made me laugh.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The Dude]

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IDW should create a bumbling buddy for Suck the Cock named Mangle the Duck. He'll be obese, balding, dim-witted, dress like a mix of a pre-teen girl who has no fashion sense and a senile elderly woman, be a complete slob, and be absolutely obsessed with Sonic.

And Chris' memory hasn't changed, he just remembers most things differently.

Edit: forgot to mention Mangle's neck would be sharply bent and his head to one side, like it had been snapped and healed poorly.

 

[CWCissey]

IDW should create a bumbling buddy for Suck the Cock named Mangle the Duck. He'll be obese, balding, dim-witted, dress like a mix of a pre-teen girl who has no fashion sense and a senile elderly woman, be a complete slob, and be absolutely obsessed with Sonic.

Just make Mark The Tapir canon.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Spoiler: Comic Page

Chris is very sorry he used the term "JEW!", he's not anti-semitic, honest!
But Michael Snyder is still a cold-hearted bastard for banning Chris from a game store where he harrassed Megan and little kids.

Also isnt Sara Hearts Sonic a troll puppet account or something?