... This is actually terrifying on multiple levels.
He's a 35 year old who refuses to get a job, has no concept of finances, lives with his mom, has a garbage attention span (and apparently dementia I guess?) prioritizes toys and games before health and living conditions, he little to no responsibility outside of chores and still complains how stressful his life is, relies on welfare as his only source of steady income, has to constantly beg for money on a regular basis and is surrounded by mountains of debt.
And he wants to have a child to add to all that??
Has he even watched a child before??
Probably not. Chris probably believes his mom will live to be 120 or something. If Chris got knocked up and hard a kid (which is even remotely possible, even if he did have a sex change and had a uterus implanted into him it wouldnt work either. Chris believes he can get pregnant and have a kid because he doesn't know jackshit about human anatomy), he would expect Barb to watch it. Every once in awhile, Chris will be reminded by his mom that he should say hi to his kid, and just like he does with his feral dogs, Chris would go to the kid, say "hmm, yeah" then shit himself and do nothing. CPS would ultimately take the kid away due to negligence, and then we would get the "child endangerment" saga, and Chris will finally get his wish of fighting those dang dirty jerkops.