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TrippinKahlua

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Lol, how neat and poetic that this gets uploaded on Christian Love Day.

"Danger #1" sure as hell applies to Chris, with how he literally pointed the camera to his forehead, drew the third eye on all his characters and kept referencing it as the source of all his made up Psychic Powers.

"Danger #2" could very well come into play when Barb dies. Chris will have to realize he's going to need more than an "Open Third Eye" to survive Post-Barb.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Lol, how neat and poetic that this gets uploaded on Christian Love Day.

"Danger #1" sure as hell applies to Chris, with how he literally pointed the camera to his forehead, drew the third eye on all his characters and kept referencing it as the source of all his made up Psychic Powers.

"Danger #2" could very well come into play when Barb dies. Chris will have to realize he's going to need more than an "Open Third Eye" to survive Post-Barb.
Love how no one believes that Chris is insane, even merely wanting to believe in this crap and entertaining this crap makes you insane. I can see the point where Chris snapped, it was a year or so after he returned to the Internet and did the Jonah and lactating breasts taint slit of failure. The only way this can end well for Chris is if he's under a tight leash by a tard wrangler.
 

TrippinKahlua

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The only way this can end well for Chris is if he's under a tight leash by a tard wrangler.

No one is going to try anymore.

Ballzy got his wrangling hands on Chris but could only think of "NAZI'S! NAZI'S! NAZI'S!" just like how the American MSM can only say "RUSSIANS! RUSSIANS! RUSSIANS!"

And the one before that, Jessica Quinn, wasn't taken seriously in the first place there's no point in her trying.

Soon enough, Chris is going to be conjuring up demons and playing with them. Didn't a certain ween do that before?

Hmmmmmmmmm

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-sonichu-a-demon-has-chris-been-possessed.393/
 

Mariposa Electrique

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No one is going to try anymore.

Ballzy got his wrangling hands on Chris but could only think of "NAZI'S! NAZI'S! NAZI'S!" just like how the American MSM can only say "RUSSIANS! RUSSIANS! RUSSIANS!"

And the one before that, Jessica Quinn, wasn't taken seriously in the first place there's no point in her trying.

Soon enough, Chris is going to be conjuring up demons and playing with them. Didn't a certain ween do that before?

Hmmmmmmmmm

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-sonichu-a-demon-has-chris-been-possessed.393/
I mean a literal tard wrangler, someone who is trained to deal with people like Chris and knows how egotistical he can act. He has a know-it-allness that has gotten him in trouble and right back into the clutches of trolls for most of his adult life
 

RoboticRichardSimmons

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Love how no one believes that Chris is insane
I disagree. Unbalanced? Yes. Chris is not insane. He can function like most normal people. He can pay bills, drive, cook (badly), shop, and experience the same struggles of day to day life that we do. He's just more likely to broadcast his ignorant antics. They're more extreme than when most people are acting like idiots for sure, but nothing I'd constitute as "insane". A few more meds and frequent counseling he'd be no different than your average internet weirdo.
 
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Fleshy Sanik

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He is still on that? Wasn't that call of duty or some shit? Why is it this, out of all the things that idea guy pitched that sticks?

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Chris has aced "dating-ed," gone past "sex-ed" and is now in "long-term relationship ed"

Seriously, though, wtf does this mean. Usually the answer would be ":autism:" but here I'm afraid it might be ":horrifying::islamic::horrifying::islamic:"

Edit: I bet he's talking about some therapy session he saw in a cartoon where a couple pretends to be each other in an argument.

He went to couples therapy classes for quite a while.... Alone.... Together with other couples.... Thinking that he was goingto date-ed classes...
 
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4Macie

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Of course the only way that Chris knows how to find a fictional character's birthday is to mind-link with them instead of, I don't know, just make it up?
To Chris, it be like me saying I don’t know your birthday so I say it’s April 21st and that just IS your birthday now.

He believes these characters exist. So the best way to learn their bday is to ask them. Why HE can’t ask, when he’s ‘been’ there, I’m not sure.
 
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