Containment Random Chris Updates -

The American Hedgehog

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Lipitor

huh?
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Could be possible Chris either bought a repro on ebay for half that price back in the day without ever figuring out it was a repro cuz the sellers tend to hide the "this is a repro" disclaimer in a hard to find place to trick people, or Chris bought a cheap repro a week ago (knowingly, or unknowingly, but figured it out and doesn't want it anymore) and is trying to pass it off as legit to make a quick buck off his fans, which I doubt, but is possible.

Here's a full rez pic from the listing. Kinda sucks, but you can try and judge:
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It's likely gonna sell either way. Let's say he really is "pulling a scam" the stakes are so low, i don't even give a shit.
 

jc17

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... Yep, that is one dead pony. So, should we expect a raging wall of text explaing why the pony should have won and how they should have hugged out their differences? All the while he's trying to comfort his warped psyche that "Sparkles isn't dead... A-as anyone should know, my electric heghedghmon broke through space 'n time with uh, the help of magchan and zipped in to save the princess and... Yeah, ZAP back to Cwcville to heal her wounds before sendin her majesty back to her... Hm, in which I'll take her back myself and, uh, yeah and have her show me around the ponyvillep and... . Hm, yea."
 

Pickle Inspector

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... Yep, that is one dead pony. So, should we expect a raging wall of text explaing why the pony should have won and how they should have hugged out their differences? All the while he's trying to comfort his warped psyche that "Sparkles isn't dead... A-as anyone should know, my electric heghedghmon broke through space 'n time with uh, the help of magchan and zipped in to save the princess and... Yeah, ZAP back to Cwcville to heal her wounds before sendin her majesty back to her... Hm, in which I'll take her back myself and, uh, yeah and have her show me around the ponyvillep and... . Hm, yea."
Wouldn't be suprised if he also likes Raven, she seems pretty popular with the autistic crowd.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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... Yep, that is one dead pony. So, should we expect a raging wall of text explaing why the pony should have won and how they should have hugged out their differences? All the while he's trying to comfort his warped psyche that "Sparkles isn't dead... A-as anyone should know, my electric heghedghmon broke through space 'n time with uh, the help of magchan and zipped in to save the princess and... Yeah, ZAP back to Cwcville to heal her wounds before sendin her majesty back to her... Hm, in which I'll take her back myself and, uh, yeah and have her show me around the ponyvillep and... . Hm, yea."

Well it seems twilight sparkle and Chris have something in common, they'll both lose a fight as well as shit themselves and do nothing.
 

Bryan Magee

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Considering his first complaint about his ED page upon its discovery was the amount of gay shit...
In typical troon fashion, Chris believes that becoming "Christine" absolved him of all past offenses, and allows him to forget about anything he's ever done. Chris, being more mentally ill than he's ever been, has taken it to the next logical step and thinks that being a troon means he know longer has to even look at himself, regardless of whether it's in the past, present or future.
 

Xanax

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Chris applies this philosophy to his entire life. He's prolonged being a child into his thirties because he's taking it slow and steady. He actually intends to get a steady job at 60, move out of mom's house at 85, and die peacefully in his sleep aged 310.

I doubt Chris has never even walked a mile for exercise in his entire life. An average person should be able to walk a few miles with no problems.

Chris hasn't walked a mile in total in his entire life. (because he's fat)
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Chris applies this philosophy to his entire life. He's prolonged being a child into his thirties because he's taking it slow and steady. He actually intends to get a steady job at 60, move out of mom's house at 85, and die peacefully in his sleep aged 310.



Chris hasn't walked a mile in total in his entire life. (because he's fat)
I think it's also a symptom of his elabroate delusions.
"Yeah, I have not met my Brittney Spears/Ellen Paige Sweetheart yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait on dat and hormones to turn my Ds into Fs for all da ladies"
"Yeah, I have not had any children yet....hmm, yeah, gotta wait on dat newfangled uterus transplant"
"Yeah, I have not moved outta mudder's house yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait for all dat Sonichu Enterprises (TM) money to take off"
This is just Chris taking Borb's parables about the tortoise and the hair too literally, it syncs with his delusional sensibilities.

"Sure, son, you'll get everything you want, it's just takin' x-tree long because it's going to be better than everyone else's, postmarked straight from lord Jesus Christ"
 
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