Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Xanax]

I think it's also a symptom of his elabroate delusions.
"Yeah, I have not met my Brittney Spears/Ellen Paige Sweetheart yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait on that and hormones to turn my Ds into Fs for all da ladies"
"Yeah, I have not had any children yet....hmm, yeah, gotta wait on that newfangled uterus transplant"
"Yeah, I have not moved outta mudder's house yet...hmm, yeah, gotta wait for all dat Sonichu Enterprises (TM) money to take off"
This is just Chris taking Borb's parables about the tortoise and the hair too literally, it syncs with his delusional sensibilities.

"Sure, son, you'll get everything you want, it's just takin' x-tree long because it's going to be better than everyone else's, postmarked straight from lord Jesus Christ"

I was just doing a goof, I don't think Chris has any philosophies. As with every Chris tweet, this one seems like little more than an attempt at filling the character limit.

On that note, if you've ever used Twitter for any prolonged period of time you've probably encountered one of those startups that searches keywords and replies with a weirdly friendly self-promotion. Like if you say "vape" and "Florida" you might get some vape shop on the other side of Florida telling you to come on over some time. It's a really dumb marketing technique that's just obnoxious and slightly creepy. Chris's tweets read like a shitty warped version of that. Like he's trying to get a product out there but the product is just his existence.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I was just doing a goof, I don't think Chris has any philosophies. As with every Chris tweet, this one seems like little more than an attempt at filling the character limit.

On that note, if you've ever used Twitter for any prolonged period of time you've probably encountered one of those startups that searches keywords and replies with a weirdly friendly self-promotion. Like if you say "vape" and "Florida" you might get some vape shop on the other side of Florida telling you to come on over some time. It's a really dumb marketing technique that's just obnoxious and slightly creepy. Chris's tweets read like a shitty warped version of that. Like he's trying to get a product out there but the product is just his existence.

I agree, but Chris does have some philosophies, even though he does not realize it. Borb really did a number on him and his philosophies on life are a reflection of that.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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"More better." Honor roll, everyone!

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I love how the "Tao of Maud" guy can't seem to stand Chris, while Chris is completely oblivious & acts like this guy is always speaking directly to him.

 

[AnOminous]

I love how the "Tao of Maud" guy can't seem to stand Chris, while Chris is completely oblivious & acts like this guy is always speaking directly to him.

Tao of Maud is angry that Chris is giving the good autists a bad name.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Tao of Maud is angry that Chris is giving the good autists a bad name.

me too

 

[Marvin]

"More better." Honor roll, everyone!

I love how the "Tao of Maud" guy can't seem to stand Chris, while Chris is completely oblivious & acts like this guy is always speaking directly to him.

Has he... said anything about Chris?

 

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Has he... said anything about Chris?

His tweets to Chris have been a bit.. terse. I don't think he hates Chris, but he is clearly annoyed with him.


But more than anything, Tao of Maud wants to stop tweeting (something to do with the project failing or something), he has stated so at the end of last year, but changed his mind due to pressure.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Pressure from who? Autistic bronies? If the project's failing, and he's also seemingly getting fed the fuck up with it, then just stop, mate. You don't owe Chris - or anyone - anything.

 

[Done]

Pressure from who? Autistic bronies? If the project's failing, and he's also seemingly getting fed the fuck up with it, then just stop, mate. You don't owe Chris - or anyone - anything.

I recall people asking him to continue with it. I didn't look too deeply into it though.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I dont think chris realizes that any time he comments on someone who isn't a voice actor he's gonna derail their shit because he's internet famous
thats why tao of maud is mad

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I recall people asking him to continue with it. I didn't look too deeply into it though.

Of course, the sad irony is that, if he just removed any MLP connection, no fucker would be asking him to carry it on. Although I'd probably enjoy it more as a straight piece of candyfloss philosophy without that smug fucking horse face plastered all over it.

Chris is probably paying him big Patreon bucks or similar to continue it.

 

[Done]

I dont think chris realizes that any time he comments on someone who isn't a voice actor he's gonna derail their shit because he's internet famous
thats why tao of maud is mad

Tao of Maud was pissed off that the project wasn't effective or something like that, Chris being Chris changes nothing in that equation.

Of course, the sad irony is that, if he just removed any MLP connection, no fucker would be asking him to carry it on. Although I'd probably enjoy it more as a straight piece of candyfloss philosophy without that smug fucking horse face plastered all over it.

Chris is probably paying him big Patreon bucks or similar to continue it.

I don't think Tao of Maud is doing Patreon in the 1st place.

 

[Guy Smiley]

His tweets to Chris have been a bit.. terse. I don't think he hates Chris, but he is clearly annoyed with him.

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But more than anything, Tao of Maud wants to stop tweeting (something to do with the project failing or something), he has stated so at the end of last year, but changed his mind due to pressure.

"Argue for your limitation, it will be yours."

Can we just send that as a blanket message to every cow on this site? Greer, Phil, just ALL of them?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His tweets to Chris have been a bit.. terse. I don't think he hates Chris, but he is clearly annoyed with him.

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But more than anything, Tao of Maud wants to stop tweeting (something to do with the project failing or something), he has stated so at the end of last year, but changed his mind due to pressure.

Most people Chris comes into contact with are probably somewhat annoyed by him, but they give him a special pass because you can clearly tell he's retarded by the way he interacts with people and their ideas or opinions.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Pressure from who? Autistic bronies? If the project's failing, and he's also seemingly getting fed the fuck up with it, then just stop, mate. You don't owe Chris - or anyone - anything.

If I remember correctly his girlfriend or something intervened to push him to keep doing it, or at least that's what he said.

In my mind I see this guy (who is your standard autistic MLP fan based on what I saw) cringing every time Chris comments because it's always to take a Deepak-Choraism (a shallow point made in a way to sound deep and vague) and completely butcher it, however stupid it was in the first place. It somehow makes the whole thing more farcical, like a hobo pointing at a Willem de Kooning piece and blurting "I get it! It's supposed to be a woman! I drawn a painting just like that last night with my own pee!"

 

[A Skeleton]

more like tao of mad amirite

 

[The American Hedgehog]

On Feb 27th, Chris offered the bootleg Pokemon games for sale, saying he wanted sales "To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. "

He received $80 in sales that same day. Then, he spent $35 on two MLP Funko dolls.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Well, hopefully Barb will eat them and Chris might even learn a valuable lesson as a result.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When Barb dies, and Chris burns 14blc down again, these trophies of his won't exist.

What a waste of money after begging for more help with mommy's teeth money.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

On Feb 27th, Chris offered the bootleg Pokemon games for sale, saying he wanted sales "To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. "

He received $80 in sales that same day. Then, he spent $35 on two MLP Funko dolls.

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Carnies gonna carny, and the marks keep buying it