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Lipitor

huh?
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Wow, only $15 for a theatre ticket? That's a barga... Oh wait, it's not actually live it's a screening.
It's a ticket for one.. he's selling at face value, in a theater that's not sold out... which means the only person who would possibly want to buy this is someone who both wants to see girls sing j-pop about an anime by themselves... and a tangential connection to Chris.
 

Trilby

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It's a ticket for one.. he's selling at face value, in a theater that's not sold out... which means the only person who would possibly want to buy this is someone who both wants to see girls sing j-pop about an anime by themselves... and a tangential connection to Chris.
Of which I'm sure Charlottesville probably lacks by default!
 

Lipitor

huh?
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Of which I'm sure Charlottesville probably lacks by default!
The ticket he's selling is in Winchester, VA. That's like 2 hours north from his house. Chris just found a closer screening, but demands 100% of his money back, since he can't get a refund. It's like when you have sports tickets to a not very important game... you put them on craigslist at like 80% of their value and eat your loss, but not all of it, OR you give them to someone acting like you're all generous hoping it will earn you future favors. EVEN THEN you usually need 2+ tickets, cuz no one wants to go by themselves. Chris is throwing a hail mary here instead of kicking and accepting his loss.
 

Xanax

Viva la constipacion!
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With how pathetic I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME have been lately, I wouldn't be so sure
Sheesh, you make a couple hundred posts about wanting to fuck Chris and that's enough to make you a "I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME" these days.

No doubt he'll be wanting to relive his Pokemon days again.
Are the Pokemon GBA games not a bit above Chris's skill level? I recall several parts where those games didn't explicitly tell you what to do next, and you had to figure it out.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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It's hilarious, they're not even going to see the musical in person. Without going into too much power leveling, Sailor Moon is good, but the little spin-offs, like the musical, I would not subject a dead cat to sit through that. I think it just goes to show how much of a pretentious weeaboo Chris is, he's attracted to it because the actors in the musical will be dancing around with what appear to be kids toys and terrible music. Also, there are upskirt shots to challenge the fortitude of his tucking harness.
 

Trilby

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The ticket he's selling is in Winchester, VA. That's like 2 hours north from his house. Chris just found a closer screening, but demands 100% of his money back, since he can't get a refund. It's like when you have sports tickets to a not very important game... you put them on craigslist at like 80% of their value and eat your loss, but not all of it, OR you give them to someone acting like you're all generous hoping it will earn you future favors. EVEN THEN you usually need 2+ tickets, cuz no one wants to go by themselves. Chris is throwing a hail mary here instead of kicking and accepting his loss.
Well that's our Chris! The fact it was bought for a theater out of his way just amused me (it's like buying a gift card to a cinema that doesn't have a location in your own but they still keep selling them locally, I noticed this with AMC cards at my local Speedway, we haven't had them for about 20 years).

Are the Pokemon GBA games not a bit above Chris's skill level? I recall several parts where those games didn't explicitly tell you what to do next, and you had to figure it out.
Could you play the original GB Pokemon games on there? I can't think of anything else Chris might have GBA games to.
 

Xanax

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Could you play the original GB Pokemon games on there? I can't think of anything else Chris might have GBA games to.
Off the top of my head I can't recall if the GB Player for GC lets you play anything besides GBA carts. Although I just remembered that he recently sold off his copies of the GBA Pokemon games so I have no idea what the fuck he's doing tbh
 

Lipitor

huh?
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Well that's our Chris! The fact it was bought for a theater out of his way just amused me (it's like buying a gift card to a cinema that doesn't have a location in your own but they still keep selling them locally, I noticed this with AMC cards at my local Speedway, we haven't had them for about 20 years).


Could you play the original GB Pokemon games on there? I can't think of anything else Chris might have GBA games to.
I would say the take away would be him claiming he's going with "friends" but bought an aisle seat with an open ticket next to him.
 

Trilby

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You can play GB and GBC games on there too, so he could play pretty much any old Pokemon game on there.
I wouldn't doubt he may have something left from his GB to play with (or even bought used carts in town we don't know about).
 

Yop Yop

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Sheesh, you make a couple hundred posts about wanting to fuck Chris and that's enough to make you a "I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME" these days.



Are the Pokemon GBA games not a bit above Chris's skill level? I recall several parts where those games didn't explicitly tell you what to do next, and you had to figure it out.
Honestly I don't know how he even plays Sonic games. Got Sonic 2 the other day and it requires a decent amount of precision jumping and timing. I just can't imagine Chris being able to play it and enjoy it at the same time.
 

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