Orkeosaurus
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Chris says this like he's not going to be first in line at the liquidation sale.
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
jc17
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Eat up, buddy.
It's like he knows consumer protest is a thing, but has no idea how they actually work. Just look at his previous attempts at consumer revolt, now he thinks he can protest a business out of of bankruptcy.
Here's hoping whomever bought this piece of shit gets a MRSA infection as well. I'm pretty surprised neither Chris nor his mother have never had a MRSA infection, or contracted toxoplasmosis before.
No Chris, you fucking idiot, this is not how it works. You cannot keep a buisness from going under or backrupt simply by showing the company you "love and endorse" it. Fucking moron.
I'm fairly sure the walls at 14 Branchland Court have seen far more disgusting body issues than what we'll ever know.
asperhes
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You don't believe in the power of TRU LOVE?
Doesn't take long for news to trickle into CWCville.
I bet that he saw such certificates in the horde and picked up on it from there. It's worth about as much as the certificate that comes with collector plates. Maybe more, some of CWC's shit has probably appreciated in value since he first made it given the prices idiots will pay.
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I was going to say he’s never heard of Cole Porter, but Bobby had an impressive record collection.
Not only that, but as I mentioned in the "Cole's Comics Sale" thread that Chris has been exposed to years of Home Shopping Network, infomercials, and general advertisements from television from watching TV with his hoarder mother. It's rubbed off on him and it shows in the way he advertises the crap that he sells like he's a carnie barker huckstering to the crowd to "Step right up!". He's seen tons of ads and commercials advertising nick-nacks to clueless rubes with a "certificate of authenticity" to dupe them into believing whatever crap they're buying is something valuable. The Chandler house is probably full of worthless crap that came with certificates of authenticity. So Chris offers them for the same reason he makes like a huckster on an infomercial: because he believes "that's how you sell stuff".
That and the dummy honestly has decided to uded himself into thinking 99% of the shit he owns is worth money when in reality is not.
If people are paying for it, then it's worth money, that's like, the definition.
Bob's Ghost
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http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018...ert-into-housing-for-homeless-under-proposal/
Soup hotels. Just wait until Chris tries to claim credit.
Soup hotels. Just wait until Chris tries to claim credit.
Unless someone brings this up with him, I'm sure he wouldn't care.
Why would he? The retarded "soup hotels" as described in Sonichu are really just what homeless shelters would look like in a hypothetical city with an infinite budget, infinite space and infinite resources. Chris doesn't think he invented anything, he just knew what a homeless shelter is and turned everything up to 11 because it's his fantasy world and he can make anything happen there.
True. It's no different from how he makes CWCville appear as being larger than New York the way it's drawn/told.
This is great and it proves how moronic and sheltered Chris actually is. Chris believes there's a ammosexual group of people that jam ammo up their asses...but then again, they're free to explain whatever fetishes they want, per Chris. Also, does Chris know what kind.of gun is on this picture or even the ammo??
CrayolaModelMagicsexuals
Ha ha. Sexuals should run wild and free.
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