Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Done]

This is great and it proves how moronic and sheltered Chris actually is. Chris believes there's a ammosexual group of people that jam ammo up their asses...but then again, they're free to explain whatever fetishes they want, per Chris.

I honestly don't know what Chris even meant by that, I am just imagining the person who got the Twitter reply, completely bewildered at the world salad they got.

Also, does Chris know what kind.of gun is on this picture or even the ammo??

Probably not, but to be fair, that shouldn't be held against him, even I don't know what gun it is..

 

[Pickle Inspector]

This is great and it proves how moronic and sheltered Chris actually is. Chris believes there's a ammosexual group of people that jam ammo up their asses...but then again, they're free to explain whatever fetishes they want, per Chris. Also, does Chris know what kind.of gun is on this picture or even the ammo??

I can't really blame Chris, he goes to events that tell him they are 58 genders because Facebook said so and him being sheltered like you say just goes along with it because he wants to be progressive and accepting so if that's true why not ammosexuals too? It's not like most of the other things make logical sense either.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Well, the tweeter does call himself "literal Cole" so he should expect some autist to take him literally I guess

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ha ha. Sexuals should run wild and free.

At least someone will be having sex, unlike Chris.

 

[nvrwastetree]

At least someone will be having sex, unlike Chris.

No, you're mistaken..Chris will be having sex, just not with a person, but ablow up doll named Kimmy and his right hand or pillow, while using soap as a lube.

 

[Guy Smiley]

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I think Chris should just go the whole way and invent his own CWC-language at this point, it won't be any less incomprehensible at this point.

Chris-chan would like you to know that if you want to fuck an AR-15, he is OK with that.

 

[Xanax]

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I think Chris should just go the whole way and invent his own CWC-language at this point, it won't be any less incomprehensible at this point.

I would pay up to £4 to know what was going on in Chris's mind when he wrote this.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I would pay up to £4 to know what was going on in Chris's mind when he wrote this.

The political joke on gun control flew over Chris's head. He thought the sign was targeting "ammosexual", much like Westboro's "God hates Fags".

Now where is my 4 pounds?

 

[MY 405]

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I think Chris should just go the whole way and invent his own CWC-language at this point, it won't be any less incomprehensible at this point.

I am terrified there’s now going to be Anthro-Auto-Con (a division of Furry fandom) and everyone is now working on their Deagle or AR-15 costume. They should ask Chris to do a panel on “Glocking With Your Glock, Snuggling With Your Sig”

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am terrified there’s now going to be Anthro-Auto-Con (a division of Furry fandom) and everyone is now working on their Deagle or AR-15 costume. They should ask Chris to do a panel on “Glocking With Your Glock, Snuggling With Your Sig”

I am surprised those Kekistan idiots haven't thought of this

 

[trueandhonestfan]

No, you're mistaken..Chris will be having sex, just not with a person, but ablow up doll named Kimmy and his right hand or pillow, while using soap as a lube.

At least he'll be clean

 

[nvrwastetree]

I would pay up to £4 to know what was going on in Chris's mind when he wrote this.

Simple, the dumbass

I am terrified there’s now going to be Anthro-Auto-Con (a division of Furry fandom) and everyone is now working on their Deagle or AR-15 costume. They should ask Chris to do a panel on “Glocking With Your Glock, Snuggling With Your Sig”

And chris dumbass would absolutely jump onboard being on this panel. Shit anything that he can Garner more attention to himself, he'll sign up.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Why does Chris have playlists of college lectures saved on his YouTube channel?

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

1 year ago today Chris didn't draw this.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Why does Chris have playlists of college lectures saved on his YouTube channel?

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Maybe he just listened to some "intelligence" binaural beats and thinks he's a genius now.
Just like that one episode in It's Always Sunny.

 

[Trilby]

Why does Chris have playlists of college lectures saved on his YouTube channel?

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Of course he'd latch onto Unico, figures.

 

[crayolasword]

I was playing Final Fantasy XV and went to name my Chocobo. All I typed in was the letter “C” and this popped up. Minor. Minor. Minor. I know but it was still a little funny that someone at Square was aware of him.

 

[Guy Smiley]

I was playing Final Fantasy XV and went to name my Chocobo. All I typed in was the letter “C” and this popped up. Minor. Minor. Minor. I know but it was still a little funny that someone at Square was aware of him.

That's on PS4, right? I think that's the PS4 keyboard making that suggestion, and I THINK it's predictive text based on other things you've typed before.

 

[asperhes]

Why does Chris have playlists of college lectures saved on his YouTube channel?

That's an excellent question. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's linked to the new sweethearts. They said they were in college and they were interested in certain subjects. Either they told Chris to study these subjects or he's doing it on his own so that they can have a pleasant conversation while drinking mochas at the mall food court. It would be an amusing script: they put pressure on Chris to become an intellectual, and finally dump him because he can't keep up with their interests.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why does Chris have playlists of college lectures saved on his YouTube channel?

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Because he's stalking women in college who told him he was stupid.