Containment Random Chris Updates -

[geg]

So this is probably very late but I haven't seen anyone post this. Apparently Chris was at a Protomen concert (or Magfest, don't quote me on that) and he took a cosplay weapon from some dude cosplaying as Proto Man.

 

[Trilby]

So this is probably very late but I haven't seen anyone post this. Apparently Chris was at a Protomen concert (or Magfest, don't quote me on that) and he took a cosplay weapon from some dude cosplaying as Proto Man.

I hope he remembered to give it back.

 

[geg]

I hope he remembered to give it back.

Found the original Reddit post on r/protomen: https://www.reddit.com/r/Protomen/c..._only_at_magfest_i/?utm_source=reddit-android

He did give it back. Broken.

 

[Gullik]

Oh, when he said his quest was finally over I thought he had given up. Okay fine but it better be a real sweetheart this time.

 

[MY 405]

Found the original Reddit post on r/protomen: https://www.reddit.com/r/Protomen/c..._only_at_magfest_i/?utm_source=reddit-android

He did give it back. Broken.

Brilliant.

 

[Trilby]

Found the original Reddit post on r/protomen: https://www.reddit.com/r/Protomen/c..._only_at_magfest_i/?utm_source=reddit-android

He did give it back. Broken.

Nice!

 

[Gunslinger]

I was playing Final Fantasy XV and went to name my Chocobo. All I typed in was the letter “C” and this popped up. Minor. Minor. Minor. I know but it was still a little funny that someone at Square was aware of him.

To be fair, Chocobos gotta go fast.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

To be fair, Chocobos gotta go fast.

There was also a fat chocobo in FF3

 

[DragoonSierra]

That's on PS4, right? I think that's the PS4 keyboard making that suggestion, and I THINK it's predictive text based on other things you've typed before.

Which begs the question why are you looking up Chris Chan on your PS4

There was also a fat chocobo in FF3

and FF4. How is it you remember the one in 3 when 3 isless played than 4?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Cowpies]

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So Chris, where's that daughter and office career you were supposed to have by now?

 

[MY 405]

So Chris, where's that daughter and office career you were supposed to have by now?

Believe me, those are the weird nightmares.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I thought he stopped thinking dreams were prophetic when the Grim Reaper lied and took Bob four years early.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

What did he mean by this

 

[Mr. 0]

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What did he mean by this

It means that Chris is gay and that he has liked penises all along, despite what he has told people the past 10 years.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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What did he mean by this

It's what he is going to say after he
tricks his lesbian sweetheart into having sex.

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So, Chris dreams about his future on a nightly basis, which is dying alone.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[geg]

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That's one of the most normal things I've heard Chris say.

 

[Gunslinger]

That's one of the most normal things I've heard Chris say.

I know. It's actually a nice compliment and kinda sweet.