Containment Random Chris Updates -

[TrippinKahlua]

He still has not given up on Doopie? What goes on in his head regarding Danielle Pitts? She's really not that special.

Does Chris seem to not understand the concept of there being plenty of fish in the sea?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He still has not given up on Doopie? What goes on in his head regarding Danielle Pitts? She's really not that special.

Does Chris seem to not understand the concept of there being plenty of fish in the sea?

I'm pretty sure this is just foreshadowing for Chris' petty stalking now that he's been banned from another place.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I'd really like to see Chris play ANY multiplayer FPS. I wanna see how he reacts to random players and trolls, if anyone recognizes him, how he deals if he fucks up and people yell at him, and other shit.

He would probably react one of three ways: 1. He would threaten to kill said person, or show his fangs. 2. He would spout the love is love nonsense and be laughed at. 3. He wouldn't say anything until someone calls him a faggot or says that he's really a man/not a tranny.

 

[Trilby]

He would probably react one of three ways: 1. He would threaten to kill said person, or show his fangs. 2. He would spout the love is love nonsense and be laughed at. 3. He wouldn't say anything until someone calls him a faggot or says that he's really a man/not a tranny.

I go for #3!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

4. He'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Gunslinger]

He still has not given up on Doopie? What goes on in his head regarding Danielle Pitts? She's really not that special.

Does Chris seem to not understand the concept of there being plenty of fish in the sea?

I believe Doopie has legit become and autistic obsession for Chris. Quinn forcing him to quit bothering her only made it worse, it seems. It's not that surprising for him to go back to stalking Doopie considering he was told "no" and isn't allowed to go back to End Games. Convincing her that he isn't a creep and she should be friends with him would feel like a win to him and maybe heal his bruised ego a bit.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Which, of course, ain't gonna happen.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I believe Doopie has legit become and autistic obsession for Chris. Quinn forcing him to quit bothering her only made it worse, it seems. It's not that surprising for him to go back to stalking Doopie considering he was told "no" and isn't allowed to go back to End Games. Convincing her that he isn't a creep and she should be friends with him would feel like a win to him and maybe heal his bruised ego a bit.

One day, chris is going to get sick of women telling him to fuck off and leave them alone. When this happens I'm afraid Chris may do something extremely stupid, such as attpting to find out where doopiedoover lives so he can show her his kindness in person. Then we will either get the prison saga, or the restraining order saga, and we all know Chris won't give two shits about what's written on a legal document unless his dumbass hears it from the person themselves. I don't understand why he has such a hard fucking time accepting and understanding that when a woman tells him no and to leave her alone, even if said girls boyfriend tells Chris the same thing and threatens to kick his ass if he continues, why he won't accept it. One day, either at a event such as Magfest or at a bar, Chris will end up being to to fuck off by some girl he's harrassing, only to ignore the request and end up getting his ass knocked out for refusing to listen. Maybe then Chris will finally get it through his thick stubborn skull that no means no. But then again, we do have Barb to thank for all this because of her coddling her precious son ended up believing that nothing is ever his fault, and that he's entitled to everything.

 

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When this happens I'm afraid Chris may do something extremely stupid, such as attpting to find out where doopiedoover lives so he can show her his kindness in person.

That shit requires some degree of competence, do you see any kind of it in Chris? And no, taking autists' tendie money to buy legos doesn't count.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

For some reason, Chris bought Overwatch: Origins for both the Xbox and PS4.

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Overwatch has been described as 'babby's first FPS' being so colorful and cartoony and as a damn good attempt by Blizzard to catch and endear themselves to a tween audience that'll keep dropping money in loot boxes forever. Add to that all the LGBT art that the Tumblr community makes about all the characters and it was only a matter of time Chris fell for it.

Chris is in for a fun time, all things considered. There's bright colors, a couple of characters have straight-up autoaim, and there's lots of different character skins for him to try to get. Mind, the only way to get them is by random chance whenever you get.. or buy a lootbox. If Chris gives in to his 'whale' tendencies and tries to get all skins, for all characters for both consoles, ahahah of course he will, sorry Barb's teeth.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Unrelated:
Could we get this thread pinned again?
I feel like having it at the top will prevent people from making shitty threads about minor garbage.

I asked about that and the response was that pinning should be reserved for threads that need to be seen but don't get many replies, and if a thread is bumped often enough it makes pinning redundant. Also a thread might get more attention if it's actively bumped instead of blending in at the top with the other pinned threads.

I could still pin this, but I'm leaning towards merging in any minor threads that are made.

 

[DragoonSierra]

That shit requires some degree of competence, do you see any kind of it in Chris? And no, taking autists' tendie money to buy legos doesn't count.

to be fair he did some really creepy shit with the Wallflower and even Megan

 

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to be fair he did some really creepy shit with the Wallflower and even Megan

But how much of that was competence-based? Those two women were in front of him, he tried creepy shit, but when they weren't in front of him, did he have any luck in tracking them down? We know he's been trying on and off to talk to Megan, and those efforts were equally hilarious as they were pathetic, Megan easily avoided him every time.

When I say competence-based, I mean actually tracking them down to meet them, remember, this is the same person who wanted to physically drive to NYC, and then try to psychically divine Cole's location while he's there instead of actually figuring out what should be fairly easily accessible info.. He would have re-enacted the plot of Home Alone 2 at the age of 35.

So no, I don't think Chris is competent enough to be a threat to anyone, and even if he finds them, I don't think he is competent enough to be more than annoying.

 

[DragoonSierra]

But how much of that was competence-based? Those two women were in front of him, he tried creepy shit, but when they weren't in front of him, did he have any luck in tracking them down? We know he's been trying on and off to talk to Megan, and those efforts were equally hilarious as they were pathetic, Megan easily avoided him every time.

When I say competence-based, I mean actually tracking them down to meet them, remember, this is the same person who wanted to physically drive to NYC, and then try to psychically divine Cole's location while he's there instead of actually figuring out what should be fairly easily accessible info.. He would have re-enacted the plot of Home Alone 2 at the age of 35.

So no, I don't think Chris is competent enough to be a threat to anyone, and even if he finds them, I don't think he is competent enough to be more than annoying.

you are correct. Hes not competent enough to be violent. He is however competent enough to get in trouble

 

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you are correct. Hes not competent enough to be violent. He is however competent enough to get in trouble

Only thing Chris is competent at is being an idiot, like seriously, who gets banned from a store? And a game store at that?

 

[Mr. 0]

Only thing Chris is competent at is being an idiot, like seriously, who gets banned from a store? And a game store at that?

Well, Chris, multiple times. He could make a sport out of it if he were so inclined and potentially fail at that too.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Well, Chris, multiple times. He could make a sport out of it if he were so inclined and potentially fail at that too.

A special Olympics sport. He would take home the gold for getting in trouble or banned from places.

 

[Broseph]

Does Chris seem to not understand the concept of there being plenty of fish in the sea?

Like anyone would ever want to date Chris. There's a reason why every "girlfriend" he ever had was a troll/catfish.

 

[Flareon]

Like anyone would ever want to date Chris. There's a reason why every "girlfriend" he ever had was a troll/catfish.

Someone on the same physical/intellectual level as Chris might be interested.
But he's too good for them.

 

[Blender]

Like anyone would ever want to date Chris. There's a reason why every "girlfriend" he ever had was a troll/catfish.

I jerked off to his porn video too many times to claim otherwise.