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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    3.4%
  2. Barb

    4.3%
  3. Sonichu

    9.8%
  4. Bob's corpse

    5.8%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    63.1%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    15.1%
  7. Cole Smithey

    6.2%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.2%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.8%
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  1. Imagine being so desperate for attention that you're willing to dress up as Chris Chan. I wonder if the cosplay includes sexy dirty crapped briefs.
     
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  3. Well whatever is making him beg/lick drawings of dicks at least isn't his mood too badly, or his thirstiness either.
     
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  4. Jokes on him, brunette girls are the best.



    Seriously how much of a tard do you have to be to think a normal hair color looks worse than seaweed teal?
     
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  5. It's cuz he likes the My Little Pony characters and none of them have brown hair, they're all rainbow colors that in the real world is exclusively the hair color of girls you should stay away from because they browse Tumblr and beta males. Chris is both.
     
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  6. Go! Thotichu! Go and attention whore to the extreme!

    Seriously though, I can't tell if this is whiteknighting or I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME.
     
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  7. That's not the only thing he's going to blow up.

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  8. Do you think he would dress up a sex doll to look like his “male” self from the Golden Years?
     
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  9. Yes, and then he'll color the duck completely black using marker, and lick it all off in a Youtube video called "A spot of Dick". At least, once the Paypal payment clears. :julay:
     
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  10. And here we're have Chris being creepy again. At least he s not calling her darling or using the blushing emote
     
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  11. That is probably the most autistic cosplay ever, and that's really saying something.
     
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  12. It's a cross between I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and attention whoring.
     
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    well that sure is something
     
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  14. He hasn't heard much about the NC controversy; but knows enough to say that his 'fictional' self and the sonichus think NC is innocent of all accusations - because, his fictional self and real self are of two separate mindsets so he can't be held accountable for what his 'fictional' self thinks? Talk about wanting to have your cake and eat it, too.

    Why is this not surprising to me...like, at all?
     
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