Is that the new insult? Calling people fat?
Chris won't curse you to hell anymore. He sends you to the gym now!
Chris won't curse you to hell anymore. He sends you to the gym now!
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
He's kinda turning into Russell Greer in that regard. Chris has called people fat as an insult in the past, such as Surf Shack Tito, because he's always been in denial or merely delusional about his morbid obesity. But now his delusion has changed a bit. He admits that he's fat (though I'm sure he personally uses a less "hurtful" word like "chubby" or "plump"), but since he's going to the gym and "workin' awn it" he probably believes that means no one should be allowed to call him fat. And since losing weight and going to the gym is on his mind right now he is more likely to use people's weight as an insult if he feels he is being attacked.
Chris is literally living that new Amy Schumer movie all the while somehow resembling Amy Schumer to a tee
MahFibro!
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But, see - CWC doesn't need to address that vehicular manslaughter incident because that was male Chris behind the wheel. Female Chris (excuse me - 'Christine') is a totally separate person; so can't be held accountable for her old man self's actions.
That's my job!
Nah you need to switch over to the Steiner account friend
Steiner would have a field day with these WEENS and the Chandlers being white trash
Aww, poor fatty is upset because he's only getting $450 from random people to sit on his ass this month
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Typical Chris, he goes two days to the gym (probably half-assing and cutting corners on every single exercise) and he suddenly is the "bestest" there is at it and gives himself the luxury of smugly giving advice. By the way, out of curiosity I looked up that facebook post and both of those people profiles, and each of them are a bathtub full of lard thinner than Chris.
It's like when he thought he was dating Jessica Quinn and he began giving out relationship advice like if he was married for 50 years, despite the goddamn moron not only not having met her yet but not even having her fucking phone number
The fucker didn't even notice until now (And IIRC it went way down way before last sunday like he says). If I was making 900$ a month at something, I'd sure as fuck check it out at least daily or every two days. Specially if Im shitting myself and doing nothing instead of working on what Im being paid for.
It says he's on $490 on my end, now below fellow ass-sitter Spoony.
Subconcious Offense
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I'm surprised the people trying to get a rise out of others by giving Chris money actually quit trying enough to give up a total of $450.
MahFibro!
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What is he bitching about? Yeah, $450 is half of what he expected to get; but it's hardly chump change.
If I was a patron (of anyone - not just CWC) and that person I was giving money to was publicly bitching about how they're not getting as much money as they thought they were going to get (making themselves look like an entitled, greedy douche), I'd be withdrawing my patronage in a heartbeat.
Except Chris is more feminine and attractive than Amy Schumer.
Awww, Cwissy isn't getting as much free money as he was expecting. Now he won't be able to buy as many kiddie toys as he wanted. Sad! Poor widdle lamb!
But on Chris case...you would have to be stupid enough to donate to him to begin with, so your logic (while coherent by itself) does not apply here. The ones who retired their patronage are probably investing that money on magic beans now.
Yeah well the majority of creators with patreon's aren't pure autism incarnate and know better. The people supporting CWC...you'd expect...don't expect anything better, so the outburst isn't exactly going to matter to most of them.
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Chris has two options here:
- Chris can learn from his mistakes, and work on improving his work schedule so that he actually produces comics and thus give patrons an incentive to continue pledging.
- Chris can bitch and moan and beg people to give him money for free.
But, if you were a patron of Chris you'd already be so mentally challenged you wouldn't care that he was being a lazy, self-entitled prat; again.
he is behind of everything dealing with patreon, sending out comic, making comics and the only the only time he updates his patreon is to complain about his stress.
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He's one of those guys whose been going to the gym for 2 weeks now and acts like he can call out other people's physique and lord his better health practices over their own.
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