"Power Level: Beta"
And he once complained why all the jerks get the pretty girls.
Answer: they have Power Level: Alpha
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And he once complained why all the jerks get the pretty girls.
Answer: they have Power Level: Alpha
"Power Level: Beta"?
Oh, the irony...!
Oh, the irony...!
Chris creates new autism papers as a money making scam, how lovely.
Maybe he'll set his house on fire again.
It won't be lucrative this time around, so I seriously doubt it.
I'm not surprised that Chris is a mutant. Motherfucker has two different colored eyes. That must at least warrant an invitation from Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters.
Not to mention that his eyes seem to work independently of each other. Always the sign of a healthy brain.
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There needs to be a nostalgia rating. I miss that tubby little guy.
he would probably whine about how hard it is and freaking out the others by showing his "womanly parts"
The only super speed chris exhibits is spending his tugboat on toys every month.
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Chris was in a library?
How else could he prove how intelligent he is?
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Colouring inside the lines?
well he did sweetheart search there a few times
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There's a thought. What would Chris do with super speed on his sweetheart search?
Chris' Real Mutant File:
- Autism
- Mentally Exceptional
- Muscle Wasting Disease
- As hairy as an Italian
- Poor Vision
- Speech Impediments
- Male Pattern Baldness
- Delusional Disorder
- Several Overlapping Personality Disorders
- Inappropriate Boundaries with Mother, Authorities, and Women
- Spermatophelia
- Micro Lady Duck (without the use of female hormones)
- Fecal Incontinence
- Two different colored eyes
- Strange Odor
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'Festivus'....... sounds like a horrible disease to me. Just say "Happy holidays and a merry chrismas" just like normal people do.
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