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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
"They are totally and genuinely official and in the Pokeythingy...in my alternate universe that is TOTALLY REAL AND GENUINE, and is in no way just delusional wish fulfillment to make me feel better about my pathetic life! So there!" Wow, he sure showed them, didn't he? What a mature, rational, sane comeback. Because saying something is offical in your imagination land hugbox totally makes it official in this reality.
And by "trolls" Chris really means "people who exceed the hurtful truth level by shining a light on reality, like saying the Sonichu Universe isn't real and Chris doesn't really have super powers and it's all a delusion to make Chris not feel powerless and unimportant." I mean, yeah, there are a few pathetic weens who are pretending to be friends with Chris to manipulate him in some uninspired bullshit, and Hirtes can't go 15mins without either Tweeting about or directly at Chris because Hirtes' life is soul-crushingly empty...but most of those who Chris calls "trolls" are merely Twitter spergs pissing on Chris' parade by pointing out factual reality to Chris instead of enabling him and his power fantasies.
Eh? Autists hear music exactly the same as anyone else hears it. Chris just doesn't look for new music of his own accord because it's not one of his specific interests. He probably just occasionally encounters a song he enjoys by complete random chance.
Also, the music video for "Pretty Girls" has two, well, pretty girls, dancing with exposed midriffs the whole time. That probably helps.
jc17
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They haven't said anything because Chris and Sonichu are a tiny sweat drop in the vast sea that is Nintendo and Sega. They've either never heard of Chris and all this shit or know Sonichu is to worthless to waste their time on when their time can be better invested elsewhere.
In other words, Chris is allowed to use these copyright infringing monstrosities on the grounds of how they more or less mean absolutely nothing to Nintendo and Sega.
Fanta Flavored Slurpees with just a hint of navy
Yep. The amount of revenue they lose from Sonichu is a fraction of what one hour of one of their corporate lawyers would cost to pursue the matter.
yeah if nintendo and sega went after every fanfic about there characters they would be working 24/7 for the rest of eternity
He's got the recipe wrong. A Sonichu Slurpee is when you shove a waffle cone up your ass while a child nearly convinces you to burn your house down.
crayolasword
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Who grabbed Chris' pussy?
Be free, Sorbet!
At this point I wouldn't put it past a ween to take his cat, as like some living sonic totem.
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Christorical Figure
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Funny, someone JUST pulled that prank..
That's why I said it skipper.
You are doing godbearjesus's work on here
And some say, Null's heart grew three sizes that day...
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NOW he tells us!
Funny. I always thought Chris was 100% human. Boy was I wrong.
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