Containment Random Chris Updates -

Beauty

Smug bitch
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Lol what a tryhard
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4Macie

The Cow Dullahan
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Who is Kunt Nugget again??

I’m honestly lost on who is who in the pony world.

There’s like three or four Chris characters. There’s Lovely Weather who is Chris’s god bear wife.... who has a person, a pony, and a sonichu character. There’s chris’s Pokémon and sonichu character spouses.... and so much more.

Chris would characterize this shit as Sonichu.... but it’s not. Remember when Chris made Sonichu basically his Mary Sue book? And then he said he was removing himself feom sonichu and that’s why that one girl was mayor for a bit? It’s happening again. Sonichu isn’t sonichu. It’s Chis’s Fetish Life all over again... this time with Pokémon and ponies.
 

RoboticRichardSimmons

Robotic Weight Saint
True & Honest Fan
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Is Hirtes getting better?
 

Silver Octopus

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That's the same person who's drawing Chris praised just yesterday, he said:
Chris said:
Your artwork is fantastic!
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So this artist who Chris respects greatly comes to him with advice to improve his art - but Chris is so lazy to fix his mistakes and clean up pencil sharpenings that he won't even try it.
I imagine Chris is glad that his made-up CPU goddess religion doesn't consider sloth one of the 7 deadly sins...
 

4Macie

The Cow Dullahan
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Chris has said so many times that he wants to find a girl that he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up through friendship first.

But all his characters instantly fall in love. They aren’t even friends. They just go straight to love without doing any of the friendship “work”.
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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Chris has said so many times that he wants to find a girl that he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up through friendship first.

But all his characters instantly fall in love. They aren’t even friends. They just go straight to love without doing any of the friendship “work”.
Chris says a lot of shit just because that's what pop culture and society says is the "right opinion to have". He usually either doesn't understand what it means and how to apply it, or just flat out ignores it. Sometimes both.
For example, being "true and honest". Chris thinks it means you should reveal intimate details about your body, sexuality, and bathroom habits to random strangers online. At the same time, he lies constantly about blatantly obvious things, like his weight, exercise habits, cooking skills, etc. when talking to people who were legitimately trying to help him.
 

Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
True & Honest Fan
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I don't know whether I should be happy that there's not an Idea Guy, or dispirited that "mundane" methods still work on Chris even after all that.
 
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