Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Done]

Kunt Nugget was an idea embedded in Chris by Idea Guy late last year but Chris sort of adopted it as his own and I don't know why.

It's Chris, who knows what idea he will randomly latch on. Though I do think that part of Idea Guy's appeal to him was the infusion of new autistic ideas into his autistic fantasy.

Chris says a lot of shit just because that's what pop culture and society says is the "right opinion to have". He usually either doesn't understand what it means and how to apply it, or just flat out ignores it. Sometimes both.

Yeah Chris never understood what it's like to fall in love, hence him falling for every girl troll he is ever introduced to with no critical judgement, I mean who would ever fall for a shrill hambeast like Kacey was?

For example, being "true and honest". Chris thinks it means you should reveal intimate details about your body, sexuality, and bathroom habits to random strangers online. At the same time, he lies constantly about blatantly obvious things, like his weight, exercise habits, cooking skills, etc. when talking to people who were legitimately trying to help him.

I think that a big part of honest content is that he wants people to believe him when he's telling the truth/lying, so he adds in a detail that makes things more believable and not feel made-up, this is something we all do to an extent, but because Chris lives in a weird autism bubble that's filled with toys and maintained by geriatrics, he doesn't understand that not any detail will work there, and some details are gonna put you in further trouble than you were initially, like, you don't defend yourself from an assault case by citing that you were in another town murdering someone else.

And that's how we got the infamous .

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's Chris, who knows what idea he will randomly latch on. Though I do think that part of Idea Guy's appeal to him was the infusion of new autistic ideas into his autistic fantasy.

Yeah Chris never understood what it's like to fall in love, hence him falling for every girl troll he is ever introduced to with no critical judgement, I mean who would ever fall for a shrill hambeast like Kacey was?

I think that a big part of honest content is that he wants people to believe him when he's telling the truth/lying, so he adds in a detail that makes things more believable and not feel made-up, this is something we all do to an extent, but because Chris lives in a weird autism bubble that's filled with toys and maintained by geriatrics, he doesn't understand that not any detail will work there, and some details are gonna put you in further trouble than you were initially, like, you don't defend yourself from an assault case by citing that you were in another town murdering someone else.

And that's how we got the infamous .

Or being aggressive to an old woman by aggressively calling her "a damn smoker" because of a traffic violation that you want to avoid.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He's not being paid to tweet this. This board is really fucking stupid. I genuinely hate you people. He's quoting something from a video on YouTube.

Yeah, he tweeted the Harambe stuff after hearing about it on Lazycast (a game stream by Doopie and her friends).

 

[Holiday Special]

He's still after Doopie? Poor girl.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Chopinpiano]

RIP Scrooge McDuck

Darkwing Duck is an obscure show nowadays. Most.kids have no idea who he is.

But the new ducktales has gotten pretty good reception.

 

[Hrothgar]

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God, if You're real and You love me, You will give me a reason tomorrow to tell someone that I am giving them a frowngrade.

 

[jc17]

RIP Scrooge McDuck

Darkwing Duck is an obscure show nowadays. Most.kids have no idea who he is.

But the new ducktales has gotten pretty good reception.

The show's actually pretty good.
Honestly, with how much he deep throats mlp, I would have thought he would have been all over this.
... But of all things, it's minor shit like killing off the butler and making Darkwing Duck a tv icon that ruins it for him?

 

[White bubblegum]

It's Chris. All he cares about or seems to care about when it comes to media is
1. Fulfilling his fantasies/making him feel warm and fuzzy (like mlp im sure makes him feel loved, just look at the sonichu pages with ponies)
2. Nostalgia. Of course he doesn't actually care about what the Ducktales reboot and Sonic Boom have to offer. They changed a minor detail.

 

[PL 879]

Do you guys think she'll be Chris's new Doopie?

Oh my god. That's the Tokyo Crystal Mew chick he's hitting on.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLbyjNHZgMyse5zQFrh_8esTdBK-SE0jf

 

[Raiken]

RIP Scrooge McDuck

Darkwing Duck is an obscure show nowadays. Most.kids have no idea who he is.

But the new ducktales has gotten pretty good reception.

It would not suprise me if later on it would turn out darkwng duck is a real thing in the show or the actor picked up the crime fighting after his show got canceled.

 

[The Dude]

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"Disney had better release Darkwing Duck Vol.3"

Yeah, because buying more stuff is more important than getting bill collectors off your back, right? And that almost sounds like a threat/ultimatum. They'd better do want I want, or else!" Or else what? What's Chris gonna do if only Darkwing Duck Vol.1 and Vol.2 are ever released? Impotently gripe about it on social media? Not spend $40+ on a season of a kid's cartoon? Blow up the castles in all the Disney parks?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He's still after Doopie? Poor girl.

Everyone warned her, to be frank.

 

[Maxliam]

"Disney had better release Darkwing Duck Vol.3"

Yeah, because buying more stuff is more important than getting bill collectors off your back, right? And that almost sounds like a threat/ultimatum. They'd better do want I want, or else!" Or else what? What's Chris gonna do if only Darkwing Duck Vol.1 and Vol.2 are ever released? Impotently gripe about it on social media? Not spend $40+ on a season of a kid's cartoon? Blow up the castles in all the Disney parks?

Maybe he'll storm a Disney office like that guy did to discovery channel a few years back.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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Well, at least we know Chris isn't "turned on" by DuckTales.
Also, doesn't he have a long-standing hatred of reboots thanks to :autism: and his belief that cartoon characters are "real?" Or is that mostly an exaggeration?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Also, doesn't he have a long-standing hatred of reboots thanks to :autism: and his belief that cartoon characters are "real?" Or is that mostly an exaggeration?

I'm pretty sure he believes that Sonic and Scrooge and Darkwing Duck are as real as you and me.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm pretty sure he believes that Sonic and Scrooge and Darkwing Duck are as real as you and me.

I'm sure he is convinced that Magi-Chan probably stole some witchy powers from Magica De Spell to give to infuse into his body. He just can't figure out how to use them.

 

[MahFibro!]

I'm pretty sure he believes that Sonic and Scrooge and Darkwing Duck are as real as you and me.

As far as CWC is concerned - any fictional character that has ever existed are actually alive in an alternate universe/dimension and should be respected.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Well, at least we know Chris isn't "turned on" by DuckTales.
Also, doesn't he have a long-standing hatred of reboots thanks to :autism: and his belief that cartoon characters are "real?" Or is that mostly an exaggeration?

Well, MLP is a reboot itself I think. He is mostly ok with reboots as long as his autism doesnt latch onto some random detSONIC ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!! .

 

[No_one]

"Disney had better release Darkwing Duck Vol.3"

Yeah, because buying more stuff is more important than getting bill collectors off your back, right? And that almost sounds like a threat/ultimatum. They'd better do want I want, or else!" Or else what? What's Chris gonna do if only Darkwing Duck Vol.1 and Vol.2 are ever released? Impotently gripe about it on social media? Not spend $40+ on a season of a kid's cartoon? Blow up the castles in all the Disney parks?

Remember what happened to 4 cent garbage in the comic? Disney will feel the wrath of CWC and his imagined friends. Their fame and fortune shall fall fall just like these Twin Towers! They go crumbling down, with an airplane! Nyerrrrrrr! Pffff!